I demand restitution

[EricKei]

I think I see the problem here. You gave her a reasonable idea of what to expect, but she HEARD this:

Quoth sylvier

I suggested that we use whipping cream and we'd flavour it with mocha. .............................. it would...............be a very nice cake.

[MoonCat]

Quoth AyreBiskits

???
my most favorite cake in the world is a black forest cake. it's chocolate cake with whipped cream and cherries. i really don't like sugary frosting.

That's my favorite too!!!

ETA: The title of this thread made me think of Sally in the Charlie Brown Halloween special. "YOU OWE ME RESTITUTION!!!!"

[SourRobot]

That last part made me laugh. I hate it when you warn a customer about something, then that something comes true and they come back and complain. It just shows they weren't listening.

[PepperElf]

Quoth AccountingDrone

Better than making a ganache from maltitol and sorbitol sweetened diabetic chocolate That effort had my entire department sidelined in the ladies room all afternoonThank the Flying Spaghetti Monster the next year they got me one of those fruit bouquets for my birthday instead of trying to make some sort of cake for me

O yes. The lovely phrase "laxative effect".

That's like saying... pulling a crazy ivan with a full-burn in atmo may have a warming effect.


But I guess it might not sell well if you put "you may shit yourself raw" on the package...


Seriously. it's worse than South Park & Kenny with his explosive diarrhea

[mharbourgirl]

Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh

So...does this mean the cake is a lie?

Well, duh. The cake is always a lie. Only pie is truth.

But I like pie, so take my opinion with a grain of sugar (Salt doesn't work well with pie).

[dalesys]

Quoth mharbourgirl

... Only pi is truth...

And e is natural.

[mharbourgirl]

Quoth dalesys

And e is natural.

Dammit, Dale, I'm a librarian, not a mathematician.

[static]

Quoth sylvier

She showed up in about 10 minutes with the cake, complained some more, took her partial refund, and then of course walked right out with the awful cake. But we have her name and number and I think she's more or less banned from our little store.

That reminds me of this story. That guy is my hero