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  • Why Twilight vampires sparkle

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    DRACKY

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    NAMED EDWARD

    TINK
    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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    Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

  • #2
    So wrong....

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    • #3
      Frickin' hilarious though!!!
      When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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      • #4
        I can't even begin to think how on earth they would make love....the bodies.....I...uh....what...gahhH!!
        The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

        Now queen of USSR-Land...

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        • #5
          Quoth fireheart View Post
          I can't even begin to think how on earth they would make love....the bodies.....I...uh....what...gahhH!!
          Well, a vampire can change into a bat, which is about the same size as Tink.
          "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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          • #6
            Quoth fireheart View Post
            I can't even begin to think how on earth they would make love....the bodies.....I...uh....what...gahhH!!
            He sprinkles his pollen vampire dust on her.
            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
            Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
            Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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            • #7
              Or it might have been intended as a "hook" for product placement (dishwasher detergent) in the event that the books were made into movies, but the negotiations fell through - "Sunlight adds sparkle".
              Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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              • #8
                Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
                Well, a vampire can change into a bat, which is about the same size as Tink.
                So Tink's a zoophile?
                The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                Now queen of USSR-Land...

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