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    My boss asked me if a certain memo had been put at the desk; they are posters that get laminated and taped up. I told him:

    Me: Yes it's taped up.
    Him: Is it laminated?
    Me: Yes, laminated AND bedazzled with 46 semiprecious gemstones.
    Him: Incompetence! I SPECIFICALLY stated that it should be gilded in gold and studded with diamonds! Diamonds!
    Me: Sorry, the only option was silver leafing and diamonds are SO last season!

    "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

  • #2
    I like your boss!
    "Bring me knitting!" (The Doctor - not the one you were expecting)

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    • #3
      Can we share your boss? He's one of the precious gems he wanted so badly. <3

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