Crazy Ice Cream Lady

[Imogene]

What a complete twit, first she disappears for 20 minutes

And, your ice cream melted, lady. I had it sitting up there on the register, and the drippings caused the register to explode.

[Starlord]

There is a major flaw to your plan. A trip to an ER will show you very quickly people don't read warning labels anyway.