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Also, if you ever cut up jalapenos, wash your arms up to the elbows just in case. And if you don't do that, for the love of God do not rub our nose with your wrist afterward.
after getting hot sauce on on your hands, do not for love of god rub your eyes. Your friends will only laugh and record the moment for all time (not me but a good friend at dinner in a lodge one winter night) as you blindly run into walls while desperately trying to find the bathroom to flush them out.
Also, if you ever cut up jalapenos, wash your arms up to the elbows just in case. And if you don't do that, for the love of God do not rub our nose with your wrist afterward.
Or your eyes! And heaven help you if you've got a paper cut on your hand when you handle jalapeños...!
Also, if you ever cut up jalapenos, wash your arms up to the elbows just in case. And if you don't do that, for the love of God do not rub our nose with your wrist afterward.
after getting hot sauce on on your hands, do not for love of god rub your eyes. Your friends will only laugh and record the moment for all time (not me but a good friend at dinner in a lodge one winter night) as you blindly run into walls while desperately trying to find the bathroom to flush them out.
There is a story about some guy who was very grateful his buddies roped his hands behind his back...
Now, using stinging nettle leaves for field expedient TP, like my cousin...
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
Also, for you guys, if you have to use the toilet, make sure you wash up very, very thoroughly first...
When dealing with prepping hot peppers, I always always always always always ALWAYS use gloves. It's just smart.
First time I ever worked with habaneros (stupidly thinking they were cherry peppers, due to inexperience and bad labeling by the produce department), I did not use gloves.
For the next four days, I also do not pee standing up or take out my contacts!
Because no amount of soap and water could get that stuff off my hands enough to allow such things.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
Now, using stinging nettle leaves for field expedient TP, like my cousin...
Heh, everyone knows you're supposed to use dock leaves for that. Docks usually grow close to nettles, too (they produce an antidote to nettles' venom).
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