I am green with envy over those bags. It seems every time I get a shipment of bags into the store, they're thinner than the last shipment. Which means we use twice the amount of bags. And that doubles our expenses. Even our big 'bulk' bags are getting thinner! I shouldn't be able to friggin READ A BOOK through these bags!
Now a member of that alien race called Management.
Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.