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Old 12-28-2009, 07:28 AM
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In this game, the current poster will tell the next poster that s/he can/can't do something. The next poster will give an excuse as to why s/he can/can't do as told.

Here is an example.

Current poster: You're not allowed to smoke in the store.

Next poster: My grandma said I could.

Now the game shall begin.

I need you to go to the store and buy the tomatoes that I need for my homemade sauce.

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Old 12-28-2009, 10:01 AM
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I need you to go to the store and buy the tomatoes that I need for my homemade sauce.
Sorry, I've got 2 feet of snow surrounding the van.

I need you to herd the feral cats out of my basement.
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Old 12-28-2009, 10:42 AM
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Sorry, I'm allergic to cats.

I need you to go dig a path thru the snow.
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Old 12-28-2009, 11:18 AM
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Sorry my gloves aren't snow rated.

I need you to plant that tree.
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Old 12-28-2009, 01:06 PM
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Sorry, I have dendrophobia (fear of trees).

Please hand me that box over there.
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Old 12-28-2009, 02:25 PM
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Sorry, my hernia is acting up.

Please go to the store and get me some Ducolax.
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Old 12-29-2009, 01:17 AM
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Sorry, I'm broke.

I'm hungry. Make me dinner, please.
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Old 12-29-2009, 03:30 AM
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I can't...its bedtime and the cat ate it anyway.

I need you to give me a massage.
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Old 12-29-2009, 03:43 AM
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I do apologize but I can't do much of anything right now, what with two broken arms and all.

Be a dear please and hand me the remote control.
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Old 12-29-2009, 03:45 AM
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So sorry, but I have no arms, and aren't very good at picking stuff up with my bare feet yet.

Here's ten bucks. Please buy me some more chocolate-covered cherries.
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