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  • #16
    In regards to boob woman....anyone wanna guess what her job is on the side?

    Cookies if you get it right.
    The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

    Now queen of USSR-Land...

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    • #17
      Quoth lupo pazzesco View Post
      But this isn't really surprising. I mean, this is me. I hold the record for craziest creative injuries ever, which include but isn't limited too, items such as a paper towel tube, frozen chicken, rubber bands, paper clips and a root beer bottle cap. Not all at the same time, mind you, but yeah...I'm a walking disaster. People actually wonder how I'm still alive...
      Sounds like my little sister. The local childeren's hospital ER staff knew her by name for awhile for such escapades as:
      *spraining her foot playing human fooseball
      *smacking her hand on her leg doing some kind of hitch-kick in dance class, and subsequently spraining her finger
      *landing on a tube of rolled up flooring and spraining her foot/ankle
      *trying to lower the miniblinds and pulling them off the wall, resulting in stitches on her shin
      I am no longer of capable of the emotion you humans call “compassion”. Though I can feign it in exchange for an hourly wage. (Gravekeeper)

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