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  • #1531
    I don't know but it should come inside and have a seat.

    Where oh where has my little dog gone?
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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    • #1532
      Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
      I don't know but it should come inside and have a seat.

      Where oh where has my little dog gone?
      He's gone on to.... Milliway's, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe! He wanted to meet the meat!

      But will he stay to watch the universe go "FOOM!"?
      "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
      --StanFlouride

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      • #1533
        Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
        He's gone on to.... Milliway's, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe! He wanted to meet the meat!

        But will he stay to watch the universe go "FOOM!"?
        Probably not . . . he's got a date with the Pomeranian from across the hallway around that time

        Who can't beat their meat?
        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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        • #1534
          Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
          Probably not . . . he's got a date with the Pomeranian from across the hallway around that time
          Hehe, we used to have a Pom across the street. He and Pablo did not make friends.

          Who can't beat their meat?
          Vegetarians.

          Whosiwhatsit?
          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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          • #1535
            Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
            Hehe, we used to have a Pom across the street. He and Pablo did not make friends.



            Vegetarians.

            Whosiwhatsit?
            Themitwasthere

            Why did video kill the radio star?
            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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            • #1536
              Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
              Themitwasthere

              Why did video kill the radio star?
              Insurance money mostly.

              When will I finally beat this DAMNED COLD?
              A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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              • #1537
                Quoth crazylegs View Post
                Insurance money mostly.

                When will I finally beat this DAMNED COLD?
                When hot weather beats the snot out of it

                Speaking of cold, any ideas o when it's gonna warm up again?
                Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                • #1538
                  Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                  When hot weather beats the snot out of it

                  Speaking of cold, any ideas o when it's gonna warm up again?
                  When you open the oven door.

                  What's the time Mr. Wolf?
                  A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                  • #1539
                    Quoth crazylegs View Post
                    When you open the oven door.

                    What's the time Mr. Wolf?
                    Half past a freckle and a quarter of a hair and eastern elbow time.

                    So this is love?

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                    • #1540
                      Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                      Half past a freckle and a quarter of a hair and eastern elbow time.

                      So this is love?
                      Not unless you're into pain. Love hurts, ya know.

                      If this would be love, then what would hate be?
                      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                      • #1541
                        Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                        Not unless you're into pain. Love hurts, ya know.

                        If this would be love, then what would hate be?
                        Hate/Love, it's a fine line.

                        What shall I have for lunch?
                        A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                        • #1542
                          Quoth crazylegs View Post
                          Hate/Love, it's a fine line.

                          What shall I have for lunch?
                          Cow liver with mayo and pickled peppers.

                          How did the cheese get into the cafeteria?

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                          • #1543
                            they made it there using the cow under the sink.

                            what's the cheapest class in team fortress 2?

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                            • #1544
                              Quoth Cyphr View Post
                              they made it there using the cow under the sink.

                              what's the cheapest class in team fortress 2?
                              Plebe battalion Zulu . . .

                              What's for dinner?
                              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                              • #1545
                                squid

                                whats the maximum air speed of an unladen swallow?

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