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  • #46
    An adult.

    Why are turkeys so heavy?
    "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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    • #47
      Quoth Gawdzillers View Post
      An adult.

      Why are turkeys so heavy?
      B/c the cats broke into the barn.


      How did my underwear turn blue?

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      • #48
        Quoth Amina516 View Post
        B/c the cats broke into the barn.


        How did my underwear turn blue?
        Cuz it's cold.

        What's a good movie?
        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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        • #49
          Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post

          What's a good movie?
          It's a da MARIO brothahs.. They mova you GOOD!! *KSSSSCH* At was a car backfire...

          Why do birds, suddenly appear, everytime.. you are near??
          Last edited by Crazeyal; 11-22-2008, 07:04 PM.

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          • #50
            Because you happen to have a flock of buzzards circling you.

            Kenneth, what is the frequency?
            Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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            • #51
              Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
              Kenneth, what is the frequency?
              Fish.

              Why is it called "Dish Network"?

              "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
              Still A Customer."

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              • #52
                Quoth Jester View Post
                Fish.

                Why is it called "Dish Network"?

                Because it doesnt fit on a spoon.


                Why are roses red and violets blue?

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                • #53
                  Because of ten-cent beer night.

                  Why don't sports teams have ten-cent beer nights anymore?
                  Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                  "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                  • #54
                    Because of Wizard's First Rule.


                    Why are students' names so weird?
                    My NaNo page

                    My author blog

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                    • #55
                      cause the spiders jumped the water spout >.>

                      If up is down and left is right what is the speed of orange?
                      It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.

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                      • #56
                        OVER 9000!!!!!


                        Why don't people take off baseball caps in restaurants anymore...
                        Carpe Jugulum : Go for the throat.

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                        • #57
                          They don't want to let the monkeys out.

                          Why are apartment walls so thin?
                          1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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                          http://orchidcolors.livejournal.com (A blog about everything and nothing)

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                          • #58
                            PURPLE!!!

                            Why is it so cold?
                            It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.

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                            • #59
                              Magenta.

                              Why socks?
                              Unseen but seeing
                              oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                              There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                              3rd shift needs love, too
                              RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                              • #60
                                Clocks in the bathtub.


                                What's the phrase?
                                The High Priest is an Illusion!

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