Wherein I Pen My Last Wishes

[BeenThereDoneThat]

If not for Betty White, that'd be nothing but a lame made-for-TV movie, what with that J.J.Abrams approach to science and all. Betty White makes anything awesome.

I completely agree with you on both counts.

[taurinejunkie]

Silicon Humour

Me: “And your phone number please, ma’am?”
SC: “It’s 528. Isn’t that silly?”
……I…..er…..no?

Perhaps a horrible pun on it being "five to eight" ?

[Ironclad Alibi]

Speaking of Betty White, she just had her 90th birthday.