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    A doctor, George Bush, a Priest, and a little boy were on a plane when it started having engine trouble.


    In spite of the best efforts of the pilot the plane started to go down.


    Unfortunately there were only 3 parachutes.


    The doctor grabbed one and said. "I am a doctor, I save lives so I deserve to live." And jumped out.


    Bush then said, " I am the President and I am the smartest man in the world, so I deserve to live." and jumped out.


    The priest looked at the boy and said " My son I have lived a long life, and you have a whole life to live, so you take the parachute."


    The boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said "No worries father, the "smartest man in the world" just took off with my backpack."
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