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  • Tennis joke

    (from Readers Digest)

    Why should you never fall for a tennis player?

    Because to them, love means nothing.
    Testing
    "I saw a flock of moosen! There were many of 'em. Many much moosen. Out in the woods- in the woodes- in the woodsen. The meese want the food. The food is to eatenesen."

  • #2
    Q: What is the definition of "Endless Love?"

    A: Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

    Sometimes life is altered.
    Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
    Uneasy with confrontation.
    Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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    • #3
      I thought we were putting all the rotten jokes in the "Groaners" thread for those of us who wanted to avoid them.

      If you have to ask, it's probably better posted at www.fratching.com

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      • #4
        Q: Why should a person marry an archeologist?

        A: Because the older you get, the more interested they are in you!

        I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

        Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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        • #5
          Quoth Boozy View Post
          I thought we were putting all the rotten jokes in the "Groaners" thread for those of us who wanted to avoid them.
          Hmm, that's a tough call. After all, just about any joke is a "groaner" to someone.

          And I think Spiffy posted to the wrong joke thread.
          Sometimes life is altered.
          Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
          Uneasy with confrontation.
          Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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          • #6
            Quoth MadMike View Post
            And I think Spiffy posted to the wrong joke thread.
            I thought this would be a big old love jokes thread! And what bigger joke is there than marriage?

            *Runs away from the married folks*
            I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

            Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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            • #7
              Quoth Spiffy McMoron View Post
              I thought this would be a big old love jokes thread! And what bigger joke is there than marriage?

              *Runs away from the married folks*
              As a married guy, I agree. Although what does a "love joke" have to do with marriage?
              Sometimes life is altered.
              Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
              Uneasy with confrontation.
              Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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              • #8
                Know what the number one cause of divorces is?

                Marriage.

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                • #9
                  Quoth DarthRetard View Post
                  Know what the number one cause of divorces is?

                  Marriage.
                  That reminded me of a joke I heard a while back

                  "Life: A sexually transmitted disease. 100% fatal."
                  "Jester, I have an opportunity for you." Uh oh. What does he want me to clean? "It 's a chance for you to make some extra money." Crap, it must be really gross!

                  -Jester

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