Batten down the hatches and man the phones!

[Arghetlam]

Hah, cargo monkey no longer!

I'm trading in my shit hours and my even shitter pay for. . .well, slightly shitter pay with better hours and benifits.

The only problem? I'm going back into telemarketing.

I will have many stories to tell. And you shall chuckle. Or laugh. I may even have a war story to tell or two by the time I'm done.

. . .Oh, the things I do for love. . .