IHOP: Bad & Grocery Shopping with Mom

[lupo pazzesco]

what was that, dalesys? No, no, please. Do speak up!

Aw, you wanna take me shopping with you SHW!! I feel special!! I think...


My submission for the t-shirt contest: "God's gift to women...? Really?? Can I return you for store credit instead?"

[tropicsgoddess]

My submission for the t-shirt contest: "God's gift to women...? Really?? Can I return you for store credit instead?"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! LOVE it!!!! As for my shirt: I can kill you and make it look like an accident.

[blas]

I've always pondered if there were comeback shirts to flare against people who wear those vanity shirts "God's gift to women" or "Sexy goddess" or whatever people are wearing these days to advertise themselves.

Perhaps I ought to just get a shirt that says "Picks my nose and farts loudly in public". But oh, great, there we go again. A whole line of freak shows would be following me home.

[mharbourgirl]

I've always pondered if there were comeback shirts to flare against people who wear those vanity shirts "God's gift to women" or "Sexy goddess" or whatever people are wearing these days to advertise themselves.

Perhaps I ought to just get a shirt that says "Picks my nose and farts loudly in public". But oh, great, there we go again. A whole line of freak shows would be following me home.

You'd have a whole passel of curious folk following you home, blas. Why? I'll quote a comic I saw once:

"We're women. We don't belch, we don't spit, we don't fart. If we didn't bitch, we'd explode."

The sheer novelty of a woman who can do any of those 'crude guy things' would draw a crowd, sure's you live.

[PatchO'Black]

How about: "I'm looking for Mr. Right. Not you, Mr. Goodbar."

[Anakah]

Me: *sighs* "Look dude. I don't know you, I don't like getting hit on at any point, especially after four hours of sleep, so leave me alone, or I'm gonna lay you out of the floor. I'm taken."

That made me crack up. That was awesome. I would have loved to see his face after that. Sorry that a super creepy dude hit on ya (I get the weirdos and creepers too) but damn you handled it really well!!!

[LingualMonkey]

T-shirt: I can kill you with my thoughts

(I have said this to students. Sometimes I mean it.)

RE: the "curves/no brakes" line. The hindsight of 20/20 and distance has given me this comeback should you be subjected to that particular line again:

"I'm under construction. Try me next year after I've had my penis removed."