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  • #16
    I'm guilty of asking "are you sure?" when it's something actually relevent and important.

    Two Saturdays ago, a girl came up to me at the bar and said "AMBER! How are you!"

    I'm like "I'm not Amber...." and she said "Are you SURE? You look just like her.."

    I got a little bitchy and said "No one else walking this planet looks remotely like me....I'm positive my name is blas."

    If someone out there does look like me, I better change my style.
    You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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    • #17
      Quoth blas87 View Post
      I got a little bitchy and said "No one else walking this planet looks remotely like me...
      I wouldn't be so sure about that. There's someone in my city that looks like me. Enough so that one time at a resturant, a family seated across from me asked me if I was sure that I'd never lived down the street from them. I also learned my doppelganger attended the technical college in town, too. And apparently went to a High School in the city, as a former co-worker swore up and down she recognized me from a video yearbook.

      And I do admit to using "Are you sure?" But generally when I use it, it's used as a way of asking for expansion, explanation, or clarification of the thing that prompted me to ask the question. I don't use it for "We close at 9 tonight" or "We're sold out."
      Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

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      • #18
        Quoth Broomjockey View Post
        I also learned my doppelganger attended the technical college in town, too. And apparently went to a High School in the city, as a former co-worker swore up and down she recognized me from a video yearbook.
        "
        speaking of dopplegangers... either arena boy has been going to Salt Lake Community College without telling us or he has a doppleganger.

        My favorite are you sure question happened tonight in wendover at the blackjack table
        dealer- "i'm sorry sir, you have 23, you have busted"
        idiot next to me- "are you sure that's how much I have"
        now if she had 5 or 6 smaller cards I could see the question, but she had a jack, a 3 from the deal and got a king from her hit... so let's see, 10 plus 3 equals thirteen, and another 10 and you get... 23... pretty easy math there sweetheart.
        If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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        • #19
          That's like when you tell a customer that you are out of stock on a particular item and they respond, "No? You don't have any out back?"

          Oh, out back! As if I'm completely unaware that there's a stockroom I need to check.

          No, not even out back.

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