Do you like Boobs?

[Imogene]

Seriously? I got asked that by someone manning a Susan G Komen booth outside my local grocery store when I went in to get chocolate milk... How the crap do you answer a question like that...?
"So much so that I'm saving up for a pair of my own..."
I was wearing my Mario & Peach shirt, and the lady commented that "Super Mario probably likes boobs..."
*head tilt* "Yes, but I bought the shirt more for the other character on it..."
"I don't know who that is."
You recognize Mario, but NOT his lady love? (Have you heard my new band? His Lady Love...?)
"That's Peach..."
"Looks like she has boobs..."
"Yes, but I always got the feeling she's been binding them down... hiding her assets."
Yes, I did actually say that.

[Gawdzillers]

It's just to get attention. I find it kind of gross that they have to resort to "do you like boobs?" rather than "do you care about saving lives?"

[bainsidhe]

Inappropriate much? What if the girl scouts sold their cookies by looking sad and saying "If you don't buy our cookies, does that mean you hate children?". One has nothing to do with the other.

[wheeitsme]

"Not the ones who use vulger terms for the human body around complete strangers"

[dendawg]

What if the girl scouts sold their cookies by looking sad and saying "If you don't buy our cookies, does that mean you hate children

In that case I'd prob go the Wednesday Addams route: "Are your cookies made from real Girl Scouts?"

[Polenicus]

"Do you like boobs?"

"No, I prefer smart people, so I don't think it'll work out between us."

[Ironclad Alibi]

If I was asked that, I would be tempted to break out in song: Boobs A Lot.

[Eisa]

If I was asked that, I would be tempted to break out in song: Boobs A Lot.

What about this song?

[Ironclad Alibi]

That's a good one, as is Feeling Boobies.

[PepperElf]

that's a bit of a tacky way to ask for money for an organization.

my reply ... eh. i'll make a fratching for it cos it would possibly be controversial

[Becks]

I like them so much, I grew my own!! *sticks out chest outrageously*

[Naaman]

What about this song?

My first thought was http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bEGLbCNRqw (NSFW language)

[Bella_Vixen]

I like them so much, I grew my own!! *sticks out chest outrageously*

Becks, our brother would stick his chest out outrageously, too.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

"Boobs? Where? WHEREWHEREWHEREWHEREWHEREWHEREWHEREWHEREWHEREWHERE WHEREWHEREWHEREWHEREWHEREWHEREWHEREWHEREWHERE" *bouncebounce*

I can meet their inappropriate with inappropriate of my own.

[SuperNat]

Inappropriate much? What if the girl scouts sold their cookies by looking sad and saying "If you don't buy our cookies, does that mean you hate children?". One has nothing to do with the other.

Once when my grandma and I were leaving the shopping centre (grandma had just done her grocery shopping), we were approached by a guy with a stall in the middle of the main part and he was selling raffle tickets, something to do with sick kids.. When my grandma asked how much the tickets were and the guy said they were $5, my grandma declined as that was actually all she had left on her.. to which the guy replied 'What, you don't want to help the sick kids?' Took a lot for me not to go off at him, so I just gave him a death stare as we left.