Begging Bachelorettes

[Eisa]

Better yet, tell the bartender you're the designated driver and get the soda for free.

That would work a lot better if I could drive yet.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

There used to be a bar in town I thought was a gay bar, or at least that's what the word around town was. The only clue I had about this was their advertising slogan: "We've got our nuts on the bar."

Oh, and the bars around by me do the bead thing too. I just haven't seen any patrons be as in-your-face about it as blas did.

[Whiskey]

"We've got our nuts on the bar."
.

straight or gay, i would go to this bar

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

straight or gay, i would go to this bar

You won't any more, because I think it's out of business. At least I haven't seen the "nuts on the bar" ads in quite some time.

The bars around here are either geezer bars, dives, or boxing rings anyway.

[blas]

I'll trade you those dive bars and geezer bars for bars too close to the university and a bunch of over-priced "clubs" (yeah right, it's just a big bar. Clubs are in bigger cities) where they charge you to get in to listen to crappy rap music from blown out speakers and to pay $7 a drink or $4 for a beer.

[Rapscallion]

Renewable resources!

Rapscallion

[Canarr]

At my friend's party, we just dressed up nice (read: like nice jeans and cute tops) and had penis wands and penis straws. No theme, no games, etc.

The same night, we saw a cat themed bachelorette party. A bunch of whorish looking girls in skin tight black leggings with leopard print tops and all wearing cat ear headbands. Wow. Tacky and stupid.

Thanks, that one just made my day. Penis wands and penis straws, but a bunch of girls with cat ears are "tacky and stupid"?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

Hilarious.

[blas]

Hey, we were just normal looking girls with penis wands and straws, but at least we weren't bothering anyone or in costumes begging for attention or money.

[Canarr]

Maybe, maybe not; people are bothered by the strangest things. I'd never have guessed that someone could be bothered by a few girls in cat costumes, for instance. But I know that if I were walking around with plastic penises in my hands, I'd be a little less quick to be judgemental about other people.

Just maybe something to think about.

[taxguykarl]

omg yes. "cock of the north" sounds like a great name for a gay bar

How about "The Backdoor"? There was such a place in my hometown.

The begging thing at these kinds of functions is a new one on me.....hmm.

That's for sure. When then fiance, now Mrs. TGK, had her last fling; it was a champagne-fuled get-together in a hotel room arranged by her BFF and Matron of Honor...those are all the details she gave.

At my friend's party, we just dressed up nice (read: like nice jeans and cute tops) and had penis wands and penis straws. No theme, no games, etc.

The same night, we saw a cat themed bachelorette party. A bunch of whorish looking girls in skin tight black leggings with leopard print tops and all wearing cat ear headbands. Wow. Tacky and stupid.

Don't even get me started on the other games bachelorettes play, like the shirt with tons of guys' names on it, where they have to find a "hot" guy with a name that's on the shirt and have that guy sign it.

My wife and mom saw all of the above at Thunder From Downunder the last time we were in Vegas.

As for my last fling: My best man, then BIL 2B, and some other friends met at a casino where I won what turned out to be my table dance budget (as anticipated by Best-man) at a strip club (our next stop).

[Andara Bledin]

I know of only one gay bar in the area. It's also a biker bar. The name: The Piston.

There are a lot of nasty little dive bars around here. One was recently torn down and was named The Smelly Katt. I always just called it the stinky pussy and laughed as I drove by. I suspect they got torn down because they had what looked like mold or mildew up near the roof. Seems somehow fitting, really.

^-.-^