double-entendres....

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM2YYS3ieaI

Count the number of double-entendres in this particular video.

This is from a Season 6 episode of Hell's Kitchen, where the contestants have to make sausage. It's purely work-safe, just hilarious

basically count them from around 3 minutes or so

I got 9.

(and if you think I'm immature, listen to Van when he says that the secret to a good sausage is "to hold it steady and to pump it slow and easy". EVERYONE is cracking up.)

Note to mods: I don't necessarily condone this sort of situation, but the guy who uploads this episodes is brilliant and due to the fact that I don't have access to Hell's Kitchen from Ausland (can't get into hulu for example), this is the only way I can watch it.

[tropicsgoddess]

(and if you think I'm immature, listen to Van when he says that the secret to a good sausage is "to hold it steady and to pump it slow and easy". EVERYONE is cracking up.)
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I like when Chef Ramsay says "Who in here is comfortable with their meat?" and the men's team crack up laughing. Daddy, would you like some sausage?

[Eisa]

I love how the GIRLS win at making sausage.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I actually have a friend who owns a sausage shop and who makes sausage in said shop. (I have mentioned him as The Sausage King in a couple posts, I think)

A woman actually went in there and told him she'd love him to show her how to stuff sausage.

The crazy bit is, we aren't sure if she was hitting on him or just chose an extremely unfortunate way of phrasing her thoughts.

[fireheart]

I love how the GIRLS win at making sausage.

One of the entendres was from the girls actualy, but not that particular one. Does that count?

(the original entendre was Tenille: "I don't like sausage")

EDIT: Here are the entendres I could come up with:

-Tenille: I don't like sausage.
-Chef Ramsay: Van, What's the secret to a good sausage? Van: You have to hold it steady and pump it slow and easy. (The girls start smirking and Ramsay's face is priceless)
-Ramsay: Scott, Heather, bring in the meat.
-Ramsay: Gentlemen, clearly comfortable with your meat.
-Ramsay: Tenille, how thick do you like your sausage?
-Ramsay: The perfect sausage for me today is....6 inches.
-The resemblance of the "skins" looking to me a bit like condoms (and the uh, subsequent filling of the meat...)
-Ramsay: nice and gentle with your sausage.
-In this challenge, SIZE MATTERS!
-The fact that the girls win at making them.
-The line about "filling the racks with meat".

OK, technically that's 10.