Two tales of two common problems.....
The Inconsiderate.
Anyone have certain types of customers that they know are going to be inconsiderate? I do, we call them construction workers. Now, of course, not all of them, but I have to say that MOST of the ones I have come in contact with are.
This guy pulls up in his H2 Hummer, and walks in the door. He needs 3 rooms and wants to pay the same rate as he did the last time he stayed. I looked it up, and the last time he stayed was 16 months ago! Sorry buddy, you got a good rate then because we had heavy road construction going on and it was hard to fill rooms, thats not an issue anymore. He kept asking for "that little guy", my Father. I told him "that little guy" isn't here and I am telling him that he will pay the rates I quoted him if he wants the rooms (he wanted popular rooms for $20 less than regular rate, on a day where I can get $10 more than the regular rate from a walk in, you do the math). Don't think I feel sorry for you in anyway when you drive in here in an H2 Hummer and want so low of a rate. He finally agree's. Asks for a total with tax for all three rooms, I give it to him. He hands me cash (pulled from a huge wad of $100's) and a credit card (CC for deposit, I can see that he knows how to read). He walks off to grab his bags and get his crew. I get all rooms setup, keys and all, and I have his $10 in change ready. He walks in, I give him the change first. Then I hand him his CC. Then I have him sign all the registrations and hand him the keys. He says "Where is my change?". I tell him that his change was that $10 bill I handed him when he walked in, he said "Okay". He then turns around to leave, turns right back around, and says "Did you take my wallet?", I reply "No sir, you put it in your pocket". He checks, its there. What the hell is with this guy.
He takes the luggage cart to his room. I knew I wasn't going to see this cart again until I asked for it. Guess what he took on the cart? One of those bags that has a handle and wheels to roll on, and an ironed shirt on a hanger.....thats it. Five minutes after taking the cart, he returns to move his car....ummm...thing, and no cart of course. I give him 5 more minutes, maybe he plans to return the cart on an unneccesary trip back to the lobby. When this doesn't happen, I call him.
ME: Sorry to bother you Mr. Idontcare, but would you happen to have the luggage cart, sir?
SC: Yeah.
ME: Well, we have a customer who would like to use it, are you done with it sir?
SC: Yeah.
ME: Okay sir, thats great. Would you like for me to come and get it or would you like to bring it down yourself.
SC: Whatever.
ME: ...............
SC: ...............
ME: If you just push it outside your door, I will be happy to come and get it.
SC: *click*
I then go to the 3rd floor and see the cart in the hallway, and bring it down (there was a customer that actually wanted to use it, I wasn't making that up).
I don't get what he needed the damn cart for.
The Rude.
I get a call from a lady, and I am sure glad that I didn't have to deal with her in person!
SC: Do you people keep the A/C on in the room or not?
ME: Not lately, because its been cool.
SC: So I guess If I rented a room tonight, it still wont be cool by tomorrow, thats what you are saying, right?
ME: No. Our A/C's work very...
SC: How old is your place?
ME: Almost 10 years old now.
SC: And so are the mattresses, right?
ME: Yes.
SC: So the mattresses are crap, thats what you are telling me, they are crap!
ME: No. I can't remember the last time....
SC: I am next door at your competitors and the damn room is hot as hell and the mattresses are crap and also from hell (what?).
ME: Thats unfortunate, maybe you should ask for....
SC: God damn old ass hotels with there shitty accomodations.
ME: ..............
SC: Well?
ME: Well what?
SC: What do you have to say about that?
ME: About what, your rant?
SC: FUCK YOU!
I admit, it was nice being cursed at by some witch that has an issue at ANOTHER hotel, but for some reason wants to clump me in with them.
Surprisingly, I have no headache, maybe I am becoming immune to the stupidity.....nah.
The Inconsiderate.
Anyone have certain types of customers that they know are going to be inconsiderate? I do, we call them construction workers. Now, of course, not all of them, but I have to say that MOST of the ones I have come in contact with are.
This guy pulls up in his H2 Hummer, and walks in the door. He needs 3 rooms and wants to pay the same rate as he did the last time he stayed. I looked it up, and the last time he stayed was 16 months ago! Sorry buddy, you got a good rate then because we had heavy road construction going on and it was hard to fill rooms, thats not an issue anymore. He kept asking for "that little guy", my Father. I told him "that little guy" isn't here and I am telling him that he will pay the rates I quoted him if he wants the rooms (he wanted popular rooms for $20 less than regular rate, on a day where I can get $10 more than the regular rate from a walk in, you do the math). Don't think I feel sorry for you in anyway when you drive in here in an H2 Hummer and want so low of a rate. He finally agree's. Asks for a total with tax for all three rooms, I give it to him. He hands me cash (pulled from a huge wad of $100's) and a credit card (CC for deposit, I can see that he knows how to read). He walks off to grab his bags and get his crew. I get all rooms setup, keys and all, and I have his $10 in change ready. He walks in, I give him the change first. Then I hand him his CC. Then I have him sign all the registrations and hand him the keys. He says "Where is my change?". I tell him that his change was that $10 bill I handed him when he walked in, he said "Okay". He then turns around to leave, turns right back around, and says "Did you take my wallet?", I reply "No sir, you put it in your pocket". He checks, its there. What the hell is with this guy.
He takes the luggage cart to his room. I knew I wasn't going to see this cart again until I asked for it. Guess what he took on the cart? One of those bags that has a handle and wheels to roll on, and an ironed shirt on a hanger.....thats it. Five minutes after taking the cart, he returns to move his car....ummm...thing, and no cart of course. I give him 5 more minutes, maybe he plans to return the cart on an unneccesary trip back to the lobby. When this doesn't happen, I call him.
ME: Sorry to bother you Mr. Idontcare, but would you happen to have the luggage cart, sir?
SC: Yeah.
ME: Well, we have a customer who would like to use it, are you done with it sir?
SC: Yeah.
ME: Okay sir, thats great. Would you like for me to come and get it or would you like to bring it down yourself.
SC: Whatever.
ME: ...............
SC: ...............
ME: If you just push it outside your door, I will be happy to come and get it.
SC: *click*
I then go to the 3rd floor and see the cart in the hallway, and bring it down (there was a customer that actually wanted to use it, I wasn't making that up).
I don't get what he needed the damn cart for.
The Rude.
I get a call from a lady, and I am sure glad that I didn't have to deal with her in person!
SC: Do you people keep the A/C on in the room or not?
ME: Not lately, because its been cool.
SC: So I guess If I rented a room tonight, it still wont be cool by tomorrow, thats what you are saying, right?
ME: No. Our A/C's work very...
SC: How old is your place?
ME: Almost 10 years old now.
SC: And so are the mattresses, right?
ME: Yes.
SC: So the mattresses are crap, thats what you are telling me, they are crap!
ME: No. I can't remember the last time....
SC: I am next door at your competitors and the damn room is hot as hell and the mattresses are crap and also from hell (what?).
ME: Thats unfortunate, maybe you should ask for....
SC: God damn old ass hotels with there shitty accomodations.
ME: ..............
SC: Well?
ME: Well what?
SC: What do you have to say about that?
ME: About what, your rant?
SC: FUCK YOU!
I admit, it was nice being cursed at by some witch that has an issue at ANOTHER hotel, but for some reason wants to clump me in with them.
Surprisingly, I have no headache, maybe I am becoming immune to the stupidity.....nah.
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