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  • They won't listen & they're rude!!

    Customer: my cable is out.
    Me: ok, turn it off & unplug it.
    Customer: cut it off or unplug it?
    Me: turn it off and unplug it.
    Customer: what? Cut it off and unplug it?!
    Me: yes sir.
    Customer: oh. Ok. Done.

    Customer: i want cable.
    Me: ok, what is your address?
    Customer: 101 (mumble) drive.
    Me: saint drive?
    Customer: yes.
    Me: could it be saint court?
    Customer: yes, of course.
    Me: i can’t find that street, mam. Saint court? S-a-i-n-t?
    Customer: yes.
    Me: ok, would you spell that for me?
    Customer: f-l-i-n-t-s-t-o-n-e.

    Customer: my dvd won’t work.
    Me: have you programmed your remote to go with your dvd player?
    Customer: well, i had issues with the box and called you earlier and had issues with my box and you had to fix it.
    Me: ok, did you program your remote to go with your dvd player?
    Customer: i’m sure i did. I never had this problem before.
    Me: ok, the issue could be with the dvd player, but if the remote was not programmed, it won’t work. Here’s how you program it. (yada yada)
    Customer: oh! That works! (click)
    The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert

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    Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
    Customer: i want cable.
    Me: ok, what is your address?
    Customer: 101 (mumble) drive.
    Me: saint drive?
    Customer: yes.
    Me: could it be saint court?
    Customer: yes, of course.
    Me: i can’t find that street, mam. Saint court? S-a-i-n-t?
    Customer: yes.
    Me: ok, would you spell that for me?
    Customer: f-l-i-n-t-s-t-o-n-e.
    You should have told him to put Wilma on the phone, I think she was the smartest of the two of them.

    I think that probably even Dino would have been a better one to talk to.
    "500 bucks, that's almost a million!"
    ~Curly from the 3 Stooges

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    • #3
      Yeah, Dino would have been much more appropriate. I mean, LISTEN the FIRST TIME!!
      The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert

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