Quoth Sarah Valentine
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It was during college, and it was someone I barely knew (we sat like two tables apart in one class) I think it was to show their friend what adult toys were. Still, icky as all anything. Why they thought I had something, I'll never know.
So, even if I had something, why would I let them borrow it?Oh wook at teh widdle babeh dwaggin! How cyuuute babeh dwag-AAAAAAAUUUGGGHHHH! *nom*
http://jennovazombie.deviantart.com
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Quoth Juwl View PostHa ha! Note to self: When I move out, buy a massive dildo, unwrap it, leave it on my old bed for the parents to find.
I had horrible mental pictures of the mutual friend finding something the best friend missed, and keeling over in a dead faint from the shock. I love the best friend like a brother, but if something like that had happened...the only question would have been just where in line I'd have been to chew him out. I think behind the mutual friend's husband.Friends help you move. Rare friends help you move bodies.
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Quoth Mikkel View PostI'd say that the analogy still holds .
and that's something they don't do unless there's a need to do it.
Rule 1: don't keep an answer sheet to one of the exams with the answer key in your barracks room.
Rule 2: BOBs (battery-operated-boyfriends) were NOT unauthorized. But they had to be kept in a clean & sanitary condition.
O_o yikes. thanks for sharing.
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Quoth zombiequeen View PostIt's times like these that make me want to buy an 18 inch double ended purple sparkly dildo...just to smack people in the face with it.
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Quoth bunnyboy View PostScary thing is, I've thought about buying a Zeta Creation's Thor (basically a Clydesdale modeled "dildo") and using it as a home defense weapon.Oh wook at teh widdle babeh dwaggin! How cyuuute babeh dwag-AAAAAAAUUUGGGHHHH! *nom*
http://jennovazombie.deviantart.com
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Am I the only one who read the OP and thought 'Dear Penthouse...'?
Seriously, I have no clue what to make of the entire thing. That woman should've saved it for her own bedroom, because of the whole public indecency thing (at the very least)...My other car is a Mackinaw.
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