You know those tiny little shopping carts some grocery stores have, so kids can push them around and fill them with stuff they want and think they're "helping" mom with the grocery shopping?
Those need to fall off a bridge. Because thanks to a little girl, her inattentive mom, and one of those carts, I will soon be sporting an impressive bruise on my lower leg and ankle thanks to the girl hitting me with one of those little carts at a full run.
Mom apologized...sort of, and I told her it was okay, but rest assured I was thinking things that cannot be repeated here, what with the board's policy against nasty names for children.
Those need to fall off a bridge. Because thanks to a little girl, her inattentive mom, and one of those carts, I will soon be sporting an impressive bruise on my lower leg and ankle thanks to the girl hitting me with one of those little carts at a full run.
Mom apologized...sort of, and I told her it was okay, but rest assured I was thinking things that cannot be repeated here, what with the board's policy against nasty names for children.
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