Why Are You Giving Her That?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

She got a mass mailing letter in the mail yesterday from a car insurance company advertising LOW LOW car insurance rates.

Something else I get on occasion . . . and I don't have driver's license.

And not just by snail mail either . . . I also see these in my email box.

[Nashida]

AARP has sent me a handful of things before, and I famously shared after turning 21 that I had received an offer for a Hoveround chair.

For the record I'll be 26 in June.

[Tama]

Don't you mean 76?

[blondescales]

I frequently get spam emails offering to enlarge a piece of anatomy I don't possess, and others offering to improve blood flow to it.

I get these too as well as ones from women wanting to have affairs and other similar things. Some even want to get married.

[Trixie]

Somewhere something I signed up for (I think it was a newspaper subscription) got my name wrong. It was something like Tin Tickerd. And I even got some piece of mail addressed to Tin and Trixie Tickerd. I have no idea how that even happened.

After my mother died we got a thing for a book club addressed to her and written on the front of the envelope was "Are you dying for a good mystery?" It was long enough after that we found it funny.