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  • #16
    Quoth dalesys View Post
    There's only one of me. I can't do everyone.
    But you can certainly have fun trying!
    At the conclusion of an Irish wedding, the priest said "Everybody please hug the person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was nearly crushed to death.

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    • #17
      Quoth fireheart View Post
      OK, I was expecting DALESYS to rip it apart, not Mr. Hero. Bravo sir
      You didn't expect a known perv to rip apart your post? Hell, I make Ringabel* look virtuous in comparison



      *Instead bonus points if you know who this is.
      To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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      • #18
        Quoth fireheart View Post
        Aaaand I know that my comment is going to be ripped to pieces in about five minutes by dalesys....
        Quoth dalesys View Post
        Fifteen. I know nothink!
        Actually, you both got it wrong - it was seventeen minutes (I checked the timestamps on both of your posts).
        Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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        • #19
          Quoth wolfie View Post
          Actually, you both got it wrong - it was seventeen minutes (I checked the timestamps on both of your posts).
          You didn't include the withdrawal time.
          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
          Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
          Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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          • #20
            Quoth dalesys View Post
            You didn't include the withdrawal time.
            Is that the nanoseconds before it goes limp?
            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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            • #21
              Quoth otakuneko View Post
              Cookies for you!
              I love the Firefly references guys!

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              • #22
                Quoth Kittykat View Post
                I love the Firefly references guys!
                I could stand to hear more....I'll be in my bunk....


                I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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