This one isn't a sighting so much as a hearing. I just remembered it today. I call it a "hearing" because my mother told me about it.
As the heading shows, this story concerns a former neighbor. She was not a popular neighbor, even before her son started vandalizing mailboxes up and down the street. She had quite the "special snowflake" attitude concerning herself and her offspring.
So. This woman, whom I will refer to as Elizabeth, had some kind of medical condition. I don't remember what it was, but her doctor told her VERY clearly that she was not to have any massages, because if she did, it might cause a stroke.
So, I'm sure you can guess what she went out and did. After all, why should she be bound by anyone else's rules, including the doctor's?
And she had a stroke.
So what did she do? Given that the doctor told her not to have a massage, and she promptly ignored his advice and had one anyone, which then resulted in a stroke, what would make sense to do?
She sued the massage therapist.
No, she did not tell the massage therapist about her medical condition. The therapist had no way of knowing. And Elizabeth sued her anyway.
I don't remember the outcome of the lawsuit, but I hope that bitch was laughed out of court.
As the heading shows, this story concerns a former neighbor. She was not a popular neighbor, even before her son started vandalizing mailboxes up and down the street. She had quite the "special snowflake" attitude concerning herself and her offspring.
So. This woman, whom I will refer to as Elizabeth, had some kind of medical condition. I don't remember what it was, but her doctor told her VERY clearly that she was not to have any massages, because if she did, it might cause a stroke.
So, I'm sure you can guess what she went out and did. After all, why should she be bound by anyone else's rules, including the doctor's?
And she had a stroke.
So what did she do? Given that the doctor told her not to have a massage, and she promptly ignored his advice and had one anyone, which then resulted in a stroke, what would make sense to do?
She sued the massage therapist.
No, she did not tell the massage therapist about her medical condition. The therapist had no way of knowing. And Elizabeth sued her anyway.
I don't remember the outcome of the lawsuit, but I hope that bitch was laughed out of court.
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