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  • #16
    Oh I get the "why don't you speak my language" on my grave shift often... umm, I'm the only employee here and unless you speak english or german you're out of luck... I don't speak spanish, japanese, mandarin, or korean... now for spanish I can suggest that you come back in the morning and I can have one of the housekeepers or maintanence guys translate, if it's korean you can wait until my friend who speaks Korean wakes up in the morning and I'll call him and see if he's willing to translate... anything else you are pretty much out of luck... this is utah, not exactly the international capital of the world.
    If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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    • #17
      Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
      ugh, it was the first thing I thought of when I was reading. You're the Queen! You're the Queen! <shudder>

      "Mooseknuckle" is also a horrifying term I might add.
      I think I found The Queen!!
      I know nothing and I can prove it!

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      • #18
        I have one word for you. Bravo!
        If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
        --Woodrow Willson

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        • #19
          Quoth Jadedcarguy View Post
          I think I found The Queen!!
          I managed to not get any visuals burned into my brain from Gravekeeper's post, but you just had to post this. Thanks. You'll be getting the bill for my brain bleach.
          Labor boards have info on local laws for free
          HR believes the first person in the door
          Learn how to go over whackamole bosses' heads safely
          Document everything
          CS proves Dunning-Kruger effect

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          • #20
            No comments about the post, except...

            "RAmen!!"
            "Do not quibble with me over apostrophes. I have my shit together when it comes to apostrophes." - BookBint

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            • #21
              Quoth wagegoth View Post
              Thanks. You'll be getting the bill for my brain bleach.
              Always willing to help.
              I know nothing and I can prove it!

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              • #22
                Quoth Jadedcarguy View Post
                I think I found The Queen!!
                Could you warn us when you post things like that? You'll be getting my bill for brain bleach along with wagegoth's....and another one for lots and lots of scotch.
                It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                • #23
                  Quoth Jadedcarguy View Post
                  I think I found The Queen!!
                  Dude, sick.

                  That is all.
                  Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                  "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                  • #24
                    Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                    Dude, sick.

                    That is all.
                    You know you saved it. And emailed it to your friends.
                    I know nothing and I can prove it!

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                    • #25
                      There is nothing innately sucky about obesity. Judge a person's behaviour, not their appearance.

                      Let's return to discussing the sucky customer behaviour in the original post, please. I'm sure the change of topic will be welcome, as so many of you profess to having weak stomachs and delicate psyches.

                      If you have to ask, it's probably better posted at www.fratching.com

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