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Poor old George...
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Old 05-30-2019, 04:54 PM
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Overheard at work today

Customer 1:'We could get George that nice model motorbike.It's very cheap,he loves motorbikes,it's his birthday soon and with the operation he's going to have it might cheer him up'.

Customer 2:'It is quite a serious operation-they'll have to put a pacemaker in. Apparently he might not survive it'.

Customer 1:'Well if he doesn't,we can bring it back and get a refund'.



Your friends really love you George....
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Old 05-30-2019, 07:53 PM
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"And just how long is your return policy?..."
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Old 06-01-2019, 03:52 AM
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I just ... wow ... I have no idea what to say to that.
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Old 06-01-2019, 09:46 AM
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Let alone the wisdom of putting a fresh heart-surgery patient on a motorbike....

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Old 06-02-2019, 01:20 AM
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It was a wooden mod of a motorbike no more than a foot high. If they'd tried to put him on it he'd have either crushed it or shrunk dramatically in surgery
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It was a wooden mod of a motorbike no more than a foot high. If they'd tried to put him on it he'd have either crushed it or shrunk dramatically in surgery
Oh, OK. careless reading.

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Old 06-03-2019, 11:23 PM
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Have to admit I missed that bit too. Still pretty hilarious, though: "We'll buy him a nice gift and if he doesn't survive his surgery, well, there's always a refund ..."
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