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  • You know your restaurant is getting a bad review when...

    ....the answer to the question 'What was the best thing about the bathroom facilities' is 'at least the graffiti in the cubicles was not obscene...'
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  • #2
    Yeah, but was it clean? I'm assuming not, since that was the best thing.

    I tend to judge places by the state of their restrooms. If their restroom is gross, what does that say about the cleanliness of the kitchen?
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    • #3
      Just a couple (or even just one determined) SCs can destroy a restroom in no time. How OFTEN (and well) the restroom gets addressed is a better indication of how well manglement is taking care of matters.

      Still, after someone samples the wares of that place, and the high point is the graffiti isn't obscene... yet.

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      • #4
        The second-lowest point was the lock hanging off the door and the tilting toilet seat which livened the experience.
        The lowest... that would be the broken mirror which had left chunks of glass lying in the sink...
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        • #5
          You do frequent some high-class establishments!
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          • #6
            Quoth Ghel View Post
            If their restroom is gross, what does that say about the cleanliness of the kitchen?
            If you can't tell the restroom and dining area apart by the smell.
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            • #7
              Quoth taxguykarl View Post
              If you can't tell the restroom and dining area apart by the smell.
              For 50, how do you play "Blind Man's Blarf"?
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              • #8
                I hate to ask, for fear that I might get an answer, but... How recent was all this breakage?

                Still, with the busted mirror, why in the was this not taken care of as soon as spotted? The lock and seat... likely requires someone bring in tools/new parts, so there can be some sorta-acceptable delay there. But the effing GLASS! That's a shut-it-down-NOW problem. Better to go without a public commode than to let the public in. (There's always someone who will get cut, accidentally or otherwise)

                Manglement needs to be fired. Preferably out of a cannon.

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