SC: Workin' hard or hardly workin? Hyukhyukhyuk!
ME: *pointed look; I despise this question beyond any other*
which leads to...
SC: Smile! It's not that bad!
Don't tell me to fucking smile. No, it wasn't that bad, until you walked in.
Ooh, the Comedian. Can't stand them. They have a repertoire of about ten or twelve jokes, all of which suck, all of which you've heard far too many times before. And of course, it's all your fault if you don't laugh uproariously at their oh-so-clever jokes, you "must not have a sense of humor".
want to tell the Comedian, "you need a new writer," but then he'd get butthurt and complain to the higher-ups...
Quoth Jay 2K Winger
"Sorry you have to work today!" -- when said on a 'holiday.'
FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON. If you were really "sorry," you wouldn't be out shopping on a holiday, because if people weren't shopping on those days, then the businesses wouldn't open, and the workers could have the day off too!
Precisely. I never shop on holidays for that very reason. The company I work for is probably one of the last companies not open on Easter, Thanksgiving or Christmas and I hope they stay that way.