scrooge

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

Guest: If you say that one more time, I am gonna rip your heart out and shove it up your ass

Goddamn! Don't you wish you could answer that with "Sir, I have a shotgun, a fifth of whiskey, and a bad mood brewing. Bring it on."

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[blas]

I'd like to meet this guy and shove that bicycle up his butt so far his prostate will be singing the Hallelujah chorus backwards and in foreign languages.

[smileyeagle1021]

I'd like to meet this guy and shove that bicycle up his butt so far his prostate will be singing the Hallelujah chorus backwards and in foreign languages.

why do you have to live 2 time zones away?

[Eireann]

I'd like to meet this guy and shove that bicycle up his butt so far his prostate will be singing the Hallelujah chorus backwards and in foreign languages.

Blas, that's one of the best lines I've ever read!

[Crazeyal]

let me say that I find it interesting the way some of you picture me.

Why so? You constantly post stories that would lead most of us to an assault charge. From my readings of your stories, you've gone from a caring employee, to a hardened (but polite and professional) veteran of public service. Most of what you post would have had me fired or written up daily because I would have canceled their reservations while sending their credit card numbers to Nigeria!

As for my (and others) opinion of you... There really isn't much to go on. Not that I don't LOVE the stories, but there isn't much personal info in them. Everytime I see you've updated, I click, read, shake my head in disgust/amusement. Then I wonder why the HELL you are still there!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Guest: If you say that one more time, I am gonna rip your heart out and shove it up your ass

Wow, talk about peace on Earth and good will toward men.

Okay, Ghost of SC Future! Cause of death was being beaten in the face with a cookie tray at Mrs. Field's.

The cops gave the cashier a medal.

But first, can I shoot both his eyes out with my Red Rider BB Gun?

I'd like to meet this guy and shove that bicycle up his butt so far his prostate will be singing the Hallelujah chorus backwards and in foreign languages.

No no, it should be something unpleasant to hear. Like "Santa Baby". Or "Happy Xmas" or "Do They Know It's Christmas?" or another one of those downer Christmas songs.

why do you have to live one time zone away?

Edited for accuracy.

[smileyeagle1021]

Edited for accuracy.

oops... thought the beer and brandy state was in eastern time zone

[MattW]

Me: unfortunately, they dont deliever on Christmas Day

Guest: If you say that one more time, I am gonna rip your heart out and shove it up your ass

Me: sir, this conversation is over and the bikes arent going to be delivered on the 25th

Guest: you little f__ing GD punk, put your manager on this phoen right now....I am so f__ing mad...I...........

That made me laugh out loud!

[Jay 2K Winger]

Every time I read one of VRS' posts, I have to shake my fist at the heavens for allowing such cockwaffles to continue to exist and breed.

No no, it should be something unpleasant to hear. Like "Santa Baby". Or "Happy Xmas" or "Do They Know It's Christmas?" or another one of those downer Christmas songs.

How about "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year?"

[Geek King]

How about "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year?"

Or perhaps Christmas at Ground Zero?

[Broomjockey]

Or perhaps Christmas at Ground Zero?

Nah, The Night Santa Went Crazy is a better choice.

[Dark-Star]

I'd like to meet this guy and shove that bicycle up his butt so far his prostate will be singing the Hallelujah chorus backwards and in foreign languages.

BWA HA HA HAAA!

OMG that is the hands-down funniest thing I have heard for the past six months!

[Crow The Robot]

I suggest "A Patrick Swayze Christmas."

[Music Mo-Gal]

First of all why can't SC call the bike shop manager.

I was thinking the same thing. At that point, I would have given the customer the phone number for the store and washed my hands of the whole thing.