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  • #31
    Evil Queen, did your mom not teach you to not wear panties with holes in them?
    Do not annoy the woman with the flamethrower!

    If you don't like it, I believe you can go to hell! ~Trinity from The Matrix

    Yes, MadMike does live under my couch.

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    • #32
      Quoth Saydrah View Post
      Never mind, carry on.
      I thought you'd see things my way.

      Quoth Misanthropical View Post
      Evil Queen, did your mom not teach you to not wear panties with holes in them?
      Technically, all clothing has holes in it. Legwear has a hole for your torso, and two for your legs. So moms need to teach people not to wear clothing with extra holes. All this is a long way of saying "shhhhhhhh, I'm still working on getting the video camera!"
      Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

      http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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      • #33
        Quoth Misanthropical View Post
        Evil Queen, did your mom not teach you to not wear panties with holes in them?


        *uses Broom's lap to hide the holes*

        Hi-ya Broom!
        Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

        Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

        Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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        • #34
          Quoth Evil Queen View Post


          *uses Broom's lap to hide the holes*
          what... you used Broom's lap... I'm hurt... you were supposed to use my lap

          fine, see if I ever offer to find you a stripper again
          If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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          • #35
            uh... can you over my front?!
            Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

            Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

            Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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            • #36
              Quoth Evil Queen View Post
              *uses Broom's lap to hide the holes*

              Hi-ya Broom!
              Uhh.... hi? *blushes bright red*
              Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

              http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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              • #37
                Oh my gawd, you're so cute when you blush!

                Anyone wanna help me make him Blush?!
                Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                • #38
                  *gets the Hello Kitty corset from yesterday*



                  What? Why can't I dress Broomjockey like a combination of Hello Kitty and Dr. Frank N. Furter? FISHNETS ARE AWESOME THOUGH!

                  (In other news I have GOT to stop CSing at work, people are staring at my evil grin!)
                  My basic dog food advice - send a pm if you need more.

                  Saydrah's leaving the nest advice + packing list live here.

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                  • #39
                    Yeah, you're not fitting me into a corset. Not unless it comes in 3XLT
                    Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                    http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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                    • #40
                      Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                      Oh my gawd, you're so cute when you blush!

                      Anyone wanna help me make him Blush?!
                      Pokes. Lots and lots of pokes.

                      /pokes Broomjockey
                      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                      • #41
                        Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                        Oh my gawd, you're so cute when you blush!

                        Anyone wanna help me make him Blush?!
                        * blows gently on the back of Broom's neck*

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                        • #42
                          AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                          *tries to run, but passes out from face burning*
                          Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                          http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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                          • #43
                            Ooooo!

                            Quick, Saydrah! The corset!
                            Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                            Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                            Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                            • #44
                              /pokes Broom some more

                              Have at it gals.
                              Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                              "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                              • #45
                                Why does everybody pick on me?!!
                                *repasses out*
                                Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                                http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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