Gamestop suckage.

[Exodus212]

(Note: I am back after almost a month)

Well, what with a lot of new games coming out recently, and one coming out tomorrow, I am busy getting swamped with (good, bad, and stupid) questions at Gamestop.

1. ZOMGWTFBBQ WHENISHALO4COMINGOUT

LAK: Little annoying kid
LKM: Little kid's mom
Me: Yo.

LAK: Hey! WHen is Halo 4 coming out?
Me: I doubt there ever will be a Halo 4.
LAK: Do you think they'll show Master Chief's face in Halo 4?
Me: (The hell? I just told you that I doubt there will ever be a Halo 4!) I dunno.
LAK: LIAR!!!!!1111!!!!111!oneone!!!!11eleventyzero
Me: I...uh...What?
LAK: YOU KNOW THERE'S GONNA BE A HALO 4! YOU WON'T TELL ME ANYTHING!
Me: No I don-
LAK: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMYYYYYY!
LKM: Why are you harrassing my son?!
Me: Say-a-whatnow?
LKM: I'LL HAVE YOUR JOB!
Me:

2. But I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT it!

AS: Annoying slut
MNG: Manager
Me: WHAAAAZZZUUUUP

AS: Hey, when is Guitar Hero 4 coming out?
Me: In a week, why?
AS: *seductive voice* Can you give me....an ADVANCE copy?....
Me: No.
AS: *undoes two buttons on shirt* Pleeeeease?
Me: *undeterred* No.
AS: *undoes two more* I'll let you lick my tits....
Me: *still undeterrerd* No.
AS: *undoes front of bra* How 'bout now?
Me: *slightly annoyed* NO.
AS: *lifts up skirt* I'll show you my kitty....
Me: *wanting to get on with life* NO.
AS: *pulls down underwear* Noooow?
Me: *snaps* I AM NOT GOING TO LOSE MY JOB JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT ME TO FONDLE AND KISS YOUR UNAPPEALING BODY SO YOU CAN GET A FREE COPY OF A GAME COMING OUT IN TWO WEEKS!!!
AS: You can FINGER me....
Me: <manger's name>, come here please.
MNG: Yes?
Me: Please ESCORT her out of the store for indecent exposure.
MNG: ....
Me: Please don't ask.
*LATER*
MNG: I could write you up for that little outburst, but I'll let it slide because I was crying with laughter in the back.
Me: Greeeeeeeeeeeeaaaat.

God save me from the dozens of GH4 fans tomorrow.

[Evil Queen]

Why would your manager write you up for saying no to someone who is throwing themself at you?

Is your manager a slut? Can I borrow Him/Her? I need to add colour to my dungeon.

[Broomjockey]

That is someone who likes gaming WAY too much.

[PhotoChick]

Or has a boyfriend that she likes WAY to much.

[Crazeyal]

Howcomewhyfor *I* do not get hit on by wanton gamers?? oh right.. don't work in a gaming store.. Married.. Not wanting to get the creeping crud...

Sorry..

Inner teenager came out for a walkabout..

[Fenrus]

Or does something not-so-great with the guitar controller WAY too much...

[smileyeagle1021]

Or does something not-so-great with the guitar controller WAY too much...

thank you Fenrus... now I can never look at one of those guitar controllers the same way again

that girl is the wrong kind of special though... seriously who in their right mind offers sex for a crappy video game (and yes, I know guitar hero is actually a good game, but come on isn't the only difference between the different versions the songs on them)

[Broomjockey]

that girl is the wrong kind of special though... seriously who in their right mind offers sex for a crappy video game (and yes, I know guitar hero is actually a good game, but come on isn't the only difference between the different versions the songs on them)

Actually, the new one is closer to Rock Band this time around. It's also $210 up here.

[NightWatch]

Oh come on!! I've heard of girls (and guys for that matter) trying to flirt their way into getting what they want. But that's just obscene. A person with such a severe lack of boundaries is either a professional (stripper, escort, hooker, porn star, etc) or has a serious mental illness. The only way to get through to someone like that is to slap 'em with a dildo.

[RayvenQ]

It's more than likely that there is NOT going to be another Halo game, at least, not one following the exploits of the Chief, there is however Halo Wars an RTS based in the Halo universe, an expansion to Halo 3 called Recon, where you play the part of an Orbital Drop Shock Trooper (Helljumpers) and an episodic series of games developed by Peter Jackson.

[PepperElf]

bleh. yeah who'd want to touch her if she was going to give it up for a bloody video game and plastic guitar

goodness knows what else has been touching her.
(and sloppy thirteenths are SO uncool)

[Chromatix]

Actual advice given to sailors in the vicinity of WW2 (paraphrased):

"Almost all prostitutes have either gonnorhea or syphilis; a good proportion have both. You do not want these diseases. The best advice is to avoid them; otherwise use a condom."

Given that there was a noticeable excess of women by the end of the war, one does wonder why prostitutes were so necessary. I have no doubt they got a lot of trade by being instantly available, though.

[PepperElf]

and you don't have to remember things like birthdays, anniversaries... or their names.


tho i'm not sure if you can pay them in video games.... but hey... considering the skank in the OP... hey that could be an option.
"how many minutes can I get for an early copy of Guitar Hero XXX?"

[Apallo]

Just wait till Wrath of the Lich King comes out...

[MCSledgehammer]

Oh come on!! I've heard of girls (and guys for that matter) trying to flirt their way into getting what they want. But that's just obscene. A person with such a severe lack of boundaries is either a professional (stripper, escort, hooker, porn star, etc) or has a serious mental illness. The only way to get through to someone like that is to slap 'em with a dildo.

As a dancer myself, I resent that... That girl's lowballing herself, hard.
If she wanted the video game so bad, she could go work in a club and then BUY the game. I'm voting mental illness- most of us "professionals" realize that it's a job, not a free pass. We don't go into stores offering shows for product any more than you might walk in and offer to organize their shelves in exchange for free stuff.

As for the slap with the dildo, that'll cost you extra.