Right, so I recall stories from many of you about young children being dropped off at places such as movie theaters, game stores, etc for employees to babysit. Today I met the epitome. THE EPITOME!!
A woman calls in telling me she dropped her FOUR and EIGHT year old children off at a movie theater (this theater is on a busy street and not in a great neighborhood, as an added bonus) so they can go watch a movie BY THEMSELVES.
In case you didn't catch that... They're fucking 4 years and 8 years old!!
It gets better.
A man has a protective order against this woman and he was also at this movie theater when our lovely caller dropped off her 4 AND 8 YEAR CHILDREN!!! This man then took her children off the property and did god-knows-what with them.
Lady, what the hell is wrong with you? You know you could have avoided this whole damn situation by being a good parent. What's a good parent you ask? Not being one myself, I guess I can't really answer that. Although I'm -pretty fucking sure leaving a 4 year old to be babysat by an 8 year old at a movie theater on the shady side of town is not it!
Madam. I condemn you to the dark, desolate expanse of Nunavut. There you will be village mother, because this is the level of your parenting skills. May all your offspring be consumed by polar bears and penguins peck the eyes out of the survivors.
A woman calls in telling me she dropped her FOUR and EIGHT year old children off at a movie theater (this theater is on a busy street and not in a great neighborhood, as an added bonus) so they can go watch a movie BY THEMSELVES.
In case you didn't catch that... They're fucking 4 years and 8 years old!!
It gets better.
A man has a protective order against this woman and he was also at this movie theater when our lovely caller dropped off her 4 AND 8 YEAR CHILDREN!!! This man then took her children off the property and did god-knows-what with them.
Lady, what the hell is wrong with you? You know you could have avoided this whole damn situation by being a good parent. What's a good parent you ask? Not being one myself, I guess I can't really answer that. Although I'm -pretty fucking sure leaving a 4 year old to be babysat by an 8 year old at a movie theater on the shady side of town is not it!
Madam. I condemn you to the dark, desolate expanse of Nunavut. There you will be village mother, because this is the level of your parenting skills. May all your offspring be consumed by polar bears and penguins peck the eyes out of the survivors.
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