Stupid Criminals, part whatever

[fma_fanatic]

He wanted to rob a bank, and made sure everyone knew

[Seanette]

The stupid is making my brain hurt.

[taxguykarl]

What an imbecile....keep him locked up for his own good. How can you be ambulatory and think any of this was a good idea?
OTOH, it would be quite entertaining to see him try to use that defense representing himself in court.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

What an imbecile....keep him locked up for his own good. How can you be ambulatory and think any of this was a good idea?
OTOH, it would be quite entertaining to see him try to use that defense representing himself in court.

More proof that crack doesn't smoke itself.

And I bet he can't figure out how the cops caught him so fast, either . . .

[Argabarga]

I"ll never forget the dumb criminal that was immortalized in the opening to the famous Dunning-Kruger study on incompetence, and one's tendency to be unaware they are incompetent.

The criminal in question, upon hearing you could make "invisible ink" out of lemon juice, doused his face in said citrus liquid, and then robbed a bank. He apparently believed it would make HIM INVISIBLE to the security cameras and eyewitnesses, who testified, much to his dismay, at his trial, where he was convicted to no one's surprise but his.

Facebook/Instagram needs an update to include "incarcerated" as a status, given how frequently people get themselves arrested for "liking" their own wanted posters and such.

[Titi]

For some reason I am not allowed the see the link, but I did see it here http://www.buzzfeed.com/nicolasmedin...-it#.nfw71N3q0