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Old 07-24-2018, 05:26 PM
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Hi, everyone!! I've been kind of devouring the tales here over the last couple of days-- it's been super helpful in dealing with work by putting some things in perspective, actually. Years and years ago, I'm pretty sure I was a member of a previous iteration of this site, but I can't remember much other than how cathartic being here can be, lol.

Anyway, I'm looking forward to talking with you all!

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Old 07-24-2018, 11:49 PM
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Old 07-24-2018, 11:50 PM
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Hapi?

Don't worry, working with customers will beat that out of you in short order!

(Booze is to the left, brain-bleach to the right, cookies are on the big buffet over there.)

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Old 07-25-2018, 06:35 PM
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Old 07-28-2018, 10:11 AM
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Please note... 'Welcome.Surrender your pants' does not work well as a chat-up line. Especially for us Brits.....
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Old 07-29-2018, 07:25 PM
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Please note... 'Welcome.Surrender your pants' does not work well as a chat-up line. Especially for us Brits.....
This has come up before when I've greeted newcomers like this.

I believe the question was "do you mean pants as in the US sense or pants as in the UK sense?"

My response was "Yes. Surrender your pants."
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Old 07-29-2018, 10:19 PM
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lf you do not have any pants then a quick call to Gravekeeper should sort you out in a variety of amazing colours and styles...
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Old 07-29-2018, 10:51 PM
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There's always drool with my pants...
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Old 07-30-2018, 05:53 PM
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lf you do not have any pants then a quick call to Gravekeeper should sort you out in a variety of amazing colours and styles...
Yes. Yes, it should.

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Old 08-01-2018, 11:22 AM
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This has come up before when I've greeted newcomers like this.

I believe the question was "do you mean pants as in the US sense or pants as in the UK sense?"

My response was "Yes. Surrender your pants."
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