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Greetings and salutations!
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Old 06-07-2017, 01:33 PM
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Hello to everyone.
I think I'm in trouble. I got to CS from the Straight Dope Message Board, so now I have two message boards to waste time in.
I've worked retail many times in my life, but I have been working for a very large big box corporation for almost 18 months. Mr. Bumbershoot is also working at a large discount chain. We have many stories to share about the customers in the small Midwest town we currently reside in.
Looking forward to having a place to vent.

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Old 06-07-2017, 04:27 PM
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Hiya, and to !

We're friendly sorts around here. I'm sure you know the drill -- abide by the rules, and feel free to message me or another mod if you have any questions.

Someone should be along shortly with cookies and
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Old 06-07-2017, 04:53 PM
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Quote:
Quoth EricKei View Post
...Someone should be along shortly with cookies and
As A prophylactic measure, drink the first!
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Old 06-07-2017, 08:27 PM
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Nah, the brain bleach is for AFTER they've read your preferred style of post, dale
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"Never assume your users are stupid, but never forget that they are." ~ anon. engineer
“Last night, you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again.” - Morticia Addams

"Sexual intellectuals. They're f@%#ing know-it-alls" - Chuck Yeager
"Good men don't need rules; today is not the day to find out why I have so many." - The Doctor
"[Friendship,] like philosophy, like art, like the universe itself … has no survival value; rather it is one of those things which give value to survival.” ~ C. S. Lewis


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Old 06-07-2017, 11:00 PM
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Hello. Welcome to the forums.
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