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    So I just cleaned up semen off of the couch in the lobby.

    How was your night?
    Flood

  • #2
    Are you sure it wasn't hair gel?
    Fiancee: We're going to need to do laundry. I'm out of clean pants.
    Me: Sounds like a job for Gravekeeper!
    Fiancee: What?!
    Me: Nevermind.

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    • #3
      How do you know it was semen? Do we want to know how you know that?
      Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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      • #4
        I spent enough time as a teenage boy with two younger brothers to know what dried semen smells like.

        I was hoping it was dried milk but once I got it wet to clean it the consistency changed and the smell hit.

        Twas nasty.
        Flood

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        • #5
          Could be worse. Could be feces. (Been there, but not on a couch at least.)
          I will not be pushed, stamped, filed, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. My life is my own. --#6

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          • #6
            Was it yours? (kidding)

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            • #7
              Quoth Flood View Post
              How was your night?
              Hope you took thorough human waste precautions.

              On the silver lining side, your post did contribute to a rather interesting 'New Posts' listing for me.
              (And once you're in innuendo mode after the first two, it pretty much continues to the bottom of the list. )
              Last edited by sms001; 08-17-2013, 02:18 PM.

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              • #8
                You know, combining a story about semen with a headline of quicky... just asking for innuendo...
                And to answer your question, I'm having a great day, despite being diagnosed with strep yesterday, two days of the strongest antibiotics you can get and I'm no longer contagious, the swelling has gone down, the pain has gone down, and I'm nearly back to normal... better than normal in fact because of the renovations we are doing our live "entertainment" can't perform for the time being (thus proving the existance of a kind and loving hotel god)
                If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                • #9
                  Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
                  I'm having a great day, despite being diagnosed with strep yesterday,

                  I was told Friday I have strep. Ugh. Hubby's response would fit in with this title and the remains on the couch...
                  You've got a real problem all right, and a banjo is the only answer! - Pinkie Pie

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                  • #10
                    Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
                    You know, combining a story about semen with a headline of quicky... just asking for innuendo...
                    Just subtle enough to maybe not be on purpose :-P
                    Flood

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                    • #11
                      Quoth AmethystSquirrel View Post
                      I was told Friday I have strep. Ugh. Hubby's response would fit in with this title and the remains on the couch...
                      well at work, due to an unfortunate autocorrect mishap, no one at my job has sore throats...we have porn throat. Which is the same thing I guess....
                      Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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                      • #12
                        It's probably for the best that I don't work for any companies that make those "autocorrect" lists...I'd be too tempted to have 90% of the "correct" entries stuff like what BK found. >_>
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