It starts

[dalesys]

b. Glitter cannon? Sounds like my CS chat prop!

...and the downwinders are scared of your prop wash... "Can't it just be Sr90 this time? Please?"

[KiaKat]

That's nothing, compared to Dasota's glitterbombs.

D*C09, she actually made some. WE GLITTERED EVERYTHING.

[raudf]

I'm considering complaining to whatever corporation every time I hear Xmas music before Thanksgiving. That's when I start listening to Xmas music and I see no reason why stores can't do the same. That's just long enough that I start getting sick of Xmas music without wanting to take a bat to whatever item is making the music.

*fearfully looks for her Halloween box in the closet* Can't disturb the Xmas stuff.. can't disturb the Xmas stuff.. If I do, I'll glitter every bit of clothing, bedding and such that I own!

[Jay 2K Winger]

Oh fuck!

I was just in Sams club, getting things for work, when Christmas music came on!!!

GTA V doesn't come out till next week. I'm going to have to go on a tank rampage in GTA San Andreas to get over this.

Get yourself some Saints Row. Equally fun and SR4 gives you SUPERPOWERS.

[Trixie]

We have glittery HALLOWEEN stuff out. It just shouldn't be like that. Just shouldn't be.

[Android Kaeli]

Glittery Halloween stuff I can handle, the majority of the stuff Random Craft Store has isn't that bad. It's the damn Christmas stuff that has gone overboard.

As for Christmas music, only if it's TSO will I considering listening to it before or after Christmas.

[Victory Sabre]

The problem starts when it's forced upon you (as a customer or employee).

I know a lot of people like it, however a lot don't. I don't need to be reminded in mid-September that Christmas is coming.

And, yes, I did do a lot of running over people in GTA San Andreas. Now happy hour to complete my recovery.

[Tama]

I still remember a year or two ago when walking through Walmart with Al and seeing trees...boy did he fume..

[Victory Sabre]

I might have to stop going to Sam's Club.

THEY WERE PLAYING THAT CRAP AGAIN!

I'm not dreaming of a White Christmas, thank you very much.

[EricKei]

Oh, the Eric fairy conducted a visitation?

Did someone invoke my name?

Ya know, speaking of which, our annual XMAS Card Exchange is right around the corner...

*begins continues cackling evilly*

random unnamed voice > Hey! Listen!

*whipcrack*

erickei > Back to work! Moar glitter! MOAR! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

[Jim]

I might have to stop going to Sam's Club.

THEY WERE PLAYING THAT CRAP AGAIN!

I'm not dreaming of a White Christmas, thank you very much.

My wife is there right now, "Demoing".

I'll have to ask her if the xmas music has started yet.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Today we put up our display of little shiny plastic personalized Christmas ornaments.

And people were buying them already, FFS. It's 80 degrees outside and people are going gaga over the Christmas stuff already.

Half my day was spent filling up a 24-foot section of a gondola with Christmas ornaments. I am rather sparkly at the moment.

[Ben_Who]

I recently took a Playstation 3 to the local Papyrus to be gift-wrapped. It was nearly impossible to find wrapping paper that didn't involve glitter in some way. I started feeling bad for the people who worked there.

(That and foil.)

[Anglesmith]

Halloween merchandise started coming in before Back-To-School had ended, and I'm talking several pallets worth of Halloween. That was last month in August. Our truck after Labor Day was more Halloween merchandise and a crap load of Christmas trees, lights, ornaments, etc.

[raudf]

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas,
In every store you go!
Take a look down isle ten,
Glistening once again,
With candy canes and glitter chains a glow!
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas,
Toys in every floor!
The awfullest sight to see is the Black Friday sign that will be
On your own store's front door!

This is what was running through my head when I walked into Mart of Wals on Sunday.. and saw xmas stuff already in the garden center.