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  • #1

    It's dumb criminal time!!

    About time we had another criminal genius who is still floundering wildly to get anywhere near the genius section...

    'Mr H was jailed for drug dealing after being arrested by undercover police posing as heroin addicts. The driver Mr H. had paid to deliver the goods was wearing a promotional T-shirt Mr H. had had printed,advertising '4 wraps of heroin for £25' and giving Mr H's mobile phone as the contact number'...
    The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.
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    Someone bring the Fool-Aid. They're going to need it.
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    • #3
      Please tell me this is a joke. Please tell me someone wasn't this stupid.
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      • #4
        Lest you doubt stupidity...

        *This is a later version where our mastermind has managed to conceals the nature of his wares more cryptically...
        Perhaps his defence would be here that he was flogging DVDs of beloved children's characters?He'd have got away with it too if it wasn't for those pesky T-shirts...
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        • #5
          I am so depressed right at this moment in time. How has the human race sunk this low?
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          • #6
            Also seized from his address were scales, Kinder eggs, cash and dealer bags.
            Gotta have a laugh in the middle of this WTF.
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            • #7
              Useful way to conceal the goods methinks...
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              • #8
                Quoth greek_jester View Post
                Please tell me this is a joke. Please tell me someone wasn't this stupid.
                I don't know, some people are really that stupid -- I think I worked with several.
                Eh, one day I'll have something useful here. Until then, have a cookie or two.

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                • #9
                  Well, there are the idiots who write holdup notes on the back of their pay stubs, letters from parole officers, etc., that include their name and address.

                  Or the ever-popular Darwin Award winner who walked past a MARKED police car, into a shop where a UNIFORMED officer is chatting with an ARMED clerk, pulls a gun, and announces a holdup. At a gun store, where aside from staff and that cop, it's not unreasonable to think some of the customers are likely to be carrying.
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                  • #10
                    Quoth greek_jester View Post
                    Please tell me this is a joke. Please tell me someone wasn't this stupid.
                    I've seen people try to rob police stations. I've read a story where a guy tried to car jack a police officer, a fully uniformed police officer in a fully marked police car.

                    Of course, I also have worked with this guy.
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                    • #11
                      Quoth catcul View Post
                      Of course, I also have worked with this guy.
                      He sounds like one of evilhomer's workers.
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                      • #12
                        Also seized from his address were scales, Kinder eggs, cash and dealer bags.
                        KINDER EGGS?!? O_O That would get you in serious trouble if you were in the US (I know yer UK) --- the originals have been banned here for over FIFTY years now. Apparently, it's dangerous to sell them, as people don't know that an item marketed as being a chocolate egg with a prize inside might actually have something inside the chocolate egg...>_< They solved this by introducing (in the past 2 years or so, I think) an egg-shaped plastic container with a toy in one half and a couple tiny chocolate treats in the other. Not cheap for what it is, either; about $1.50 (the cost of either a large chocolate bar at a grocery store, or a normal one at a c-store).
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                        • #13
                          We are also allowed to have haggis here
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                          • #14
                            Quoth Kit-Ginevra View Post
                            We are also allowed to have haggis here
                            Not to mention you also have Marmite.

                            We do have scrapple over here.
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                            • #15
                              Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
                              ...We do have scrapple over here.
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