Kinda sucks that touching him would be grounds for sexual assault when clearly he's creating public lewdness. One charge for the other, I guess....
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Quoth emax4 View PostKinda sucks that touching him would be grounds for sexual assault when clearly he's creating public lewdness. One charge for the other, I guess....Don’t worry about what I’m up to. Worry about why you are worried about what I’m up to.
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So if you didn't actually touch him,but instead brandished the lobster and as he raced around,its claws went snap on his bits,could you be done for sexual assault?Or using the lobster as an offensive weapon?
*and I bet no-one's been charged with sexual assault with a lobster before*The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.
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Quoth Rosco the Iroc View PostI bet the cops had an easy time searching him.This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.
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Quoth Marmalady View PostAt another branch of the store where I used to work, they had a regular (for want of a better word) who liked to get into a changing room, strip off and then run through the store shouting 'Catch me, girls!'
They banned him time and time again but he would find a way to sneak in.The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.
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Quoth Kit-Ginevra View PostAh but did they ever take him up on his offer?Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.
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Quoth morgana View PostYa know, I don't think I'd take that bet. There are some amazingly weird people out there . . .
Unfortunately for this dude, it was more like a case of making much ado about nothing.Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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