ButtPaste n Pastries

[Sapphire Silk]

Just goes to show . . . crack kills.

[aurelemsrealm]

Sounds like Mr. Goldfinger needs to learn to wipe a little better or invest in a tube of Preparation H.

People like that are why I won't eat the Krispy Kreme donuts delivered to the store unless I receive the delivery and unpack the boxes myself. I know all too well what kinds of nasty people have been buying donuts out of the case.

Recovering Kinkoid, my wife bought a tube of Boudreaux's Butt Paste to keep in our daughter's diaper bag specifically because she found the name amusing.

[Kitten in the box]

Oh, Blargh!!!!! But kudos for defending the pastries! They did throw them out...right?? Did he get loud/violent and that's why he was kicked out, or was it because he ruined the food?

Reminds me of a video floating around the net of a largish woman seated at some sort of conference, digging around the back of her pants (The person hold the cameraphone is snickering and says 'watch'), pulls her hand out, sniffs and licks...and does this several times. I barfed a little in my mouth...

It was becuase he ruined the food. You see at my workplace if he were to do that we would toss out the whole entire stock becuase 1. we don't know if he touched one or all donuts he was looking at. and 2. It would be considered hazardous being as he got his bodily fluids/excretement all over the product. We'd have to put the product in the hazardous material bin. We would have also involved the police because that is just not right.

[tropicsgoddess]

Good God that's disgusting!!

[PepperElf]

Two pages and no puns?

I donut believe it!

don't "butt pasties" count?

[Thatgirl71]

Some women like me don't like the smell of or have skin too dry/sensitive to use a lot of the soaps commonly found in public restrooms and instead bring a small thing of their own soap. *Clings to a shred of hope that this is the explanation*

This is true where I work, the store provides soap for us in the ladies room but it's cheap and and makes our skin dry so most of us bring our own soap. I know I bring the stuff I have from bath and body works, keeps my skin nice and soft and I love the scent.


But anyway, the buttscratcher guy is nasty, so glad he was thrown out, I just hope the donuts he was touching got thrown out too. That's just gross.

[chainedbarista]

I think it's a little higher than 50%. I've seen co-workers in my store do that. And some of them work in produce

this, combined with nasty customers is more than a good enough reason to wash, wash and wash that produce again. eww.

not only 'escorted' off the premises, but should have to reimburse the store for damaged stock. freaking nasty dumbass.

[Brojekk]

not only 'escorted' off the premises, but should have to reimburse the store for damaged stock. freaking nasty dumbass.

Exactly right.

[RavenStarr]

I was just thinking it was a good thing he got caught...Otherwise some poor unsuspecting person might have mistaken those little brown bits for chocolate sprinkles.

[Moon]

As to guys not washing my hands, I'm reminded of the old military joke.... A guy from Service A and a guy from Service B (have seen it with many different configurations, and do not want to imply anything about any branch of Service as they all deserve our respect) are in the restroom at the same time. Service A guy starts to leave without washing his hands. Service B guy calls out "hey, in <my branch> they teach us to wash our hands after going to the bathroom! (in the vernacular of their service... latrine, head, whatever)" Service A guy replies "Yeah, well in <MY BRANCH> they teach us not to P**S on them!"

Still, whenever I'm standing at the sink washing my hands after using the facilities and I see someone leave without washing their hands I give them a WTF look... So gross! Especially if it's in an environment where they may have food contact, like a movie theater (so glad I'm not sharing popcorn with them!) eeeewwww!!

Which further reminds me of one of the Leisure Suit Larry computer games from about 15-20 years ago (dating myself a little I guess).... If you use the bathroom in the bar and then try to wash your hands you're told that there's no soap... then there's no paper towels... so now your hands are still dirty, but now they're wet too.

[Ironclad Alibi]

As to guys not washing my hands, I'm reminded of the old military joke.... A guy from Service A and a guy from Service B are in the restroom at the same time. Service A guy starts to leave without washing his hands. Service B guy calls out "hey, in <my branch> they teach us to wash our hands after going to the bathroom!" Service A guy replies "Yeah, well in <MY BRANCH> they teach us not to P**S on them!".

Another version of this has one guy washing his hands afterwards since he thinks his hands got dirty handling his private parts. The other guy washes his hands beforehand so he won't get his private parts dirty.

If you're OCD, you wash both before and after.

[dalesys]

I like the story a friend claims happened when he was in Basic.

The latrine was in two rooms, the entry room, with several large (6' across) circular wash basins below crotch height with foot-activated spray heads, and a back room with the toilets and urinals.

The last guys of his group were just leaving as a new group came in. The FNG's asked "Where do you piss?"

"Here."


Their Drill Instructor found them all whizzing in the basin, and was very amused.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I daresay if he actually HAD some, he wouldn't need to be digging around in his crack.

We carry that at the Litter Box on the baby aisle . . .

And why do I always think of Irv whenever that product is mentioned?

[MissTypo]

My first post I just had to kinda defend in case some are like me.

I cannot use public soap unless I want to break out in hives on my hands. I am allergic to something in it and some places are now using lavender in soaps also which I am allergic too. So I try to keep some wipes in my purse that I can use instead since having my hands itch like crazy just sucks.

misstypo

[Rapscallion]

Quite possibly sodium laureth sulphate, or its close relative sodium lauryl sulphate. Great cleaning agents, but some people are sensitive to it, sad to say.

Rapscallion