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  • #91
    AkaiKitsune
    Sarcasm dear, sarcasm. I’m well aware that dealing with civilians in any capacity will skin your faith in humanity alive, then pickle anything that remains so as to watch it shrivel up into an immortal husk thus reminding you of how dead inside you now are.

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        • #94
          Quoth Rosco the Iroc
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          Hell that does not even work up here in Cheeheandland Central where the temps without the wind chill are in the negatives.
          I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
          -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


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            • #96
              Oh $120 is too much Mr Cheapasfuck? Sure I can find something in your price range, give me a sec to get them ready.

              AkaiKitsune
              Sarcasm dear, sarcasm. I’m well aware that dealing with civilians in any capacity will skin your faith in humanity alive, then pickle anything that remains so as to watch it shrivel up into an immortal husk thus reminding you of how dead inside you now are.

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              • #97
                I so failed this today and tomorrow isn't looking good.



                AkaiKitsune
                Sarcasm dear, sarcasm. I’m well aware that dealing with civilians in any capacity will skin your faith in humanity alive, then pickle anything that remains so as to watch it shrivel up into an immortal husk thus reminding you of how dead inside you now are.

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                • #98
                  Not quite a meme but good old George Carlin does messing with retail people.
                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiKxQRf3Vws
                  AkaiKitsune
                  Sarcasm dear, sarcasm. I’m well aware that dealing with civilians in any capacity will skin your faith in humanity alive, then pickle anything that remains so as to watch it shrivel up into an immortal husk thus reminding you of how dead inside you now are.

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                  • #99
                    An old classic... we all want our customers to be this guy!

                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK9PZdGXg28
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                    • Quoth Rosco the Iroc
                      Shawn: I Quite
                      Heave head in eff!
                      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                      Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                      Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                        Why do customers say this? Are they sadists?

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                        Yeah, I had the utter nerve to tell the SC to get off his phone or I wouldn't turn his pump on. XD

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                        • And of course, cuz of the snow round my way, this has got to be posted here:

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                          • Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
                            And of course, cuz of the snow round my way, this has got to be posted here:
                            *snip*
                            Around here (North Carolina) it's usually eggs, too. So you can make egg sandwiches.
                            Last edited by EricKei; 02-27-2018, 11:11 PM. Reason: We just saw the pic o_O
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                            • Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
                              And of course, cuz of the snow round my way, this has got to be posted here:
                              NOPE around my area it is DELIVERY PIZZA. two raindrops or 2 snowflakes

                              PIZZA NOWSSSSSS

                              BUT WHY IS delivery time over an hour????????

                              Because 50 other people decided to order before you idiot.
                              I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
                              -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


                              "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

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                              • Quoth Racket_Man View Post
                                BUT WHY IS delivery time over an hour????????
                                Even worse: People have the audacity to ask this question during halftime of the SuperBowl...And they at least knew that was coming months in advance. Look, if you order before kickoff, it'll be there sometime during the second quarter. Probably. After kickoff, it'll likely get there before Halftime is over (note that this is because another thirty orders have to be made before yours is). If you order DURING Halftime, it MIGHT get there before the game is over. You and fifty other people all decided to call us at once the second the whistle blew at the end of Q2, and a failure to plan on your part does NOT constitute an emergency on our part.

                                PS Best time to order pizza "during a game" -- Right after Halftime if the local team is losing badly. The lesser fans will turn off the game and go find something else to do, so the phones at the shop likely ain't ringing.
                                Last edited by EricKei; 02-28-2018, 11:31 AM.
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