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  • Lightbulb jokes

    (I hope these are okay!!!)

    How many students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    Well, two of course, but you have to wonder how they got in there.

    How many Space Marines does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    One to hold the bulb and ninety-nine to turn the Rhino.

    Anyone got any more?
    "...Muhuh? *blink-blink* >_O *roll over* ZZZzzz......"

  • #2
    This is an old classic that I'm sure everyone's heard, but I've tailored it for CS:

    How many SCs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    One - they just hold the bulb and the world revolves around them.

    If you have to ask, it's probably better posted at www.fratching.com

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    • #3
      How many Microsoft Programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

      None, they just define darkness as the new standard.
      ludo ergo sum

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      • #4
        How many Freudian therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?

        Two - one to change the bulb and one to hold the penis - ladder! I meant ladder!

        </psychology geek>

        Me non rogo, hic modo laboro.

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        • #5
          Fera, that one's hilarious....I'm telling that one thursday at work...

          Here's my addition....

          How many Irishmen (im irish) does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

          100. 1 to hold the lightbulb, the rest to drink till the room spins.

          How man Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud Missile?(OT i know, but it's a variation cause they dont have lightbulbs....kind of..)

          3. One to fuel it.
          One to launch it, and
          One to watch CNN to see where it lands.

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          • #6
            How many Dragon ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

            1: But it takes ten eposides and a movie.
            Military Spouse Support.
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            Plaidman's Minions: Telecom_Goddess: Dungeon Minion

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            • #7
              How many lightbulbs does it take to change a dyslexic?

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              • #8
                Q. How many Zen Masters does it take to change a lightbulb?

                A. A bathtub filled with brightly coloured fish
                The report button - not just for decoration

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                • #9
                  How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

                  Television.
                  "...Muhuh? *blink-blink* >_O *roll over* ZZZzzz......"

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                  • #10
                    How many H4X0RZ does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

                    1337
                    "You are loved" - Plaidman.

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                    • #11
                      Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?


                      No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
                      Arsenic is 'natural'. Hemlock is 'organic'.

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                      • #12
                        OH! Jpurple you just reminded me of my old band lightbulb jokes.....haaaaa....


                        How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

                        5. 1 to do it, and the other four to tell him how much better they could have done it, and with more style and range too.

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                        • #13
                          How many Chicago Bears fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
                          Five. One to screw in the bulb and 4 to reminisce about how good the '85 Bears were.

                          How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb.
                          None! They all cut themselves in the dark.
                          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                          • #14
                            How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

                            You don't know. You weren't there!

                            Rapscallion

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                            • #15
                              how many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?

                              one but it really has to want to change


                              how many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

                              one because apparently I'm the only one that knows how<cries>


                              how many feminatzis does it take to change a lightbulb?

                              that's not funny.
                              Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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