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Old 05-19-2018, 12:13 PM
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When your car doesn't show up on radar because it's more bondo then metal.

When you drag race they use a sun dial instead of an stop watch.
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Old 05-19-2018, 02:23 PM
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...when my 1959 Radio-Flyer "station wagon" can outrun your car from a dead stop.
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Old 05-19-2018, 05:29 PM
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(Sadly, this isn't a junker it's a 2013 with less then 40k miles)
A junker is determined by its state of being, not its age.
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Old 05-20-2018, 01:16 AM
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I do not own a junker, I prefer to call it a "rolling project"
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One of my neighbor's cars is such a junker. Just a few things I can see from the outside... One headlight is held on by duct tape, lots of it, and the edges of the tape flutter in the wind. Every visible part of it is damaged. It has multiple dents in the doors on both sides, and part of the front bumper has been ripped off. The rear bumper has many scrapes, which are white, while the rest of the car is tan. (Except for the rust around the dents.) The plastic part of the side mirrors have large broken bits which are missing and/or fallen off. I just noticed one of the rear tires is currently flat. They do drive this thing, I hope they notice the flat. Oh, and it's an older model Nissan Altima.

They park next to me. Even though I can't remember the last time I washed my car and it's covered in pollen, it looks great when compared.
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Old 05-20-2018, 07:23 AM
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When your car doesn't show up on radar because it's more bondo then metal.

When you drag race they use a sun dial instead of an stop watch.
You're 0 to 60 time is conducted with a calendar.
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Old 05-20-2018, 07:27 AM
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I just noticed one of the rear tires is currently flat. They do drive this thing, I hope they notice the flat.
Do you think you could mention the flat to them without them getting totally offended? It's a safety issue and I'm worried about them. Sometimes people don't notice stuff like that. But of course there's the possibility they have and can't afford to fix it or don't care.
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When you have the vehicle in the shop every day for a week for the same problem. (Bad a/c here. Current guess is bad compressor. Nothing like no a/c in 105+-degree heat.)
Going back to the shop today. When the fix doesn't "stick", it could be a junker.
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Old 05-24-2018, 08:14 PM
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When the panhandler at the end of the exit ramp doesn't wipe your windows because he doesn't want to be near that nasty car
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