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"William Cannon. He must be known for shooting off his mouth."This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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"Pardon me, madam. What the tiddly-tot are you doing?"This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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"There's a hoe lying on the ground."
"What are you doing looking at hoes?"This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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"I feel like a ping pong ball. Watch me BOUNCE!!"
"It didn't go in the hole right!"
"He said Oh, and I agreed completely."Is it Asshole Day or what? - MoonCat
It's ALWAYS Asshole Day. - Jay2KWingerComment
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"I'm going el homo"Comment
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CW1: "Every third person is turning up pregnant!"
CW2: "It must have been a frikkin' cold winter!""I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira FurlanComment
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(sigh) "Jesus help me."
"Good luck with that. He couldn't come in here. He's a foreign national."PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
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"You should have read the booklet! 'Main Street barricaded after 4:00.' Get your shit together! And no, you're not going to sit on your frikkin ass from 4 to 4:30!""I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira FurlanComment
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"I've got Wendy working on mine."This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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"FUCK YOU AND YOUR SWEAT!!"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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"Just let me know when you want me to get you off.""I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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"Will you be here all week?"
"What am I, a bad comedian?"This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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"As long as your rack is taken care of, everything will be just fine."This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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"Sap eliminates sticky issues"
This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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