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[EricKei]

Dammit, now you've got me inspired...

Ahhhh, you gonna tow me there tonight--
Ahhhh, down beneath that pale streetlight,
Ahhhh, don't you let my car hang down,
Fat-bottom trucks, you make the wreckin' world go rooooound!

I was just a skinny lad,
Never knew good spots from bad.
Fake permits made up in blue,
They should be greeeeen.

All alone - sittin' on my fanny,
Don't put no scratches on my Camry!
Take me to that scary impound every tiiiiime...


Awwww - I KNOW-OH - You gonna tow me home tonight...

[Thud-n-Blunder]

Here I park,
And here I fall -
That mean old driver won't care at all.
Made my bed
Where I'll sleep tonight -
The lady of mercy won't be here tonight.

He won't waste no time at all -
Saw my fake permit as he answered the call.
Came for me as for us all -
I'm just begging for the tow truck, that's all.




Or, more in keeping with the original thread:

Mama,
I lost the car
Parked it in a handicapped stall,
Just five minutes, that was all.
Mama,
I had just begun,
But now they went and towed my car away...

Mamaaaa - oooh-oo-oooh -
Didn't know tows cost so high,
If I don't get my car back by tomorrow
Carry on, carry on,
'Cause excuses just don't matter...

[Jester]

Lots of song parodies here. Cool. Let's see if I have still have it.

*cracks knuckles*

With apologies to Freddie and the boys.....



Buddy you're a boy got a crap car
Parkin' in the street gonna ignore all the signs today
That ain't no parking space
You big disgrace
Parkin' your car all over the place

We're singin'
We will we will tow you
We will we will tow you

Buddy you're a dumb man con man
Usin' mom's printer gonna forge bad permits today
You got ink on yo' face
You big disgrace
Fakin' your permits with all the wrong dates

We will we will tow you
(Sing it!)
We will we will tow you

Buddy you're a poor man broke man
Pleadin' lame excuses gonna get you nowhere today
We will laugh in your face
Big disgrace
Only payment will get your car back out of this place

We will we will tow you
(Sing it!)
We will we will tow you

(Everybody)

We will we will tow you
We will we will tow you

(Alright)


You pay our fees
Time after time.
You should be arrested
But stupidity's no crime.
And bad mistakes ‒
You've made a few.
You've had your share of cars towed to the yard
But still got no clue.

(And we mean to tow on and on, and on, and on)

We're the tow truck drivers, my friends,
And we'll keep on towing 'til the end.
We're the tow truck drivers.
We're the tow truck drivers
No chance for free drops
'Cause we're the tow truck drivers of this town.

We've taken Chevys
And Toyotas too
You've brought us Fords and Dodges and every kind of import
We tow them all

And you've built a mound of tickets,
Got booted too.
You consider it a challenge to break all the parking laws
But you'll always lose.

(And we mean to tow on and on, and on, and on)

We're the tow truck drivers, my friends,
And we'll keep on towing 'til the end.
We're the tow truck drivers.
We're the tow truck drivers
No chance for free drops
'Cause we're the tow truck drivers of this town.

We're the tow truck drivers, my friends,
And we'll keep on towing 'til the end.
We're the tow truck drivers.
We're the tow truck drivers
No chance for free drops
'Cause we're the tow truck drivers....

[Thud-n-Blunder]

I bow to the master!

Jester,



(O.K., I'll stop groveling on your feet... it gets messy after a while.)

[Jay 2K Winger]

Awesomeness

Once again, the High Priest of Grog-Boozith schools us all.

I tip my hat to you, sir. Awesome.

[Mystic]

If anyone is going to destroy my favourite bands songs. It's gonna be me! XD
Best I could come up with in a few minutes at 2am. Who can guess the obscure Queen song?

Hey you there! I'm the owner of that purple bug!
Didn't you see, my lights blinky
I demand you set me free
Put down my car! Just put down my car!
You won't take me; I will drive right off your truck
I'll call the police; I know that they will give a f***
Officer comes, I start to cry
I'll get them all to sympathize
Was only here for half an hour, why are you on this trip of power?
Put down my car! Just put down my car!
Hey loser! I said hey loser!
Hey, hey, HEY!!!!
Don't need valet
There's no need to make me pay that fee
I've got no cash so don't be rash
I will not let you dine and dash
Put down my car! Just put down my car!
There is no sign, I start to whine
I'll kick your ass you stupid swine
Just put down my car!

[MoonCat]

Oh, a challenge, eh? Let's see....

I want to break free
I want to break free
I want to break free from your yard,
Why’d you make it so hard? Let my car go!
I’ve got to break free!
God knows, God knows I want to break free.

I've gotten a permit
I've gotten a permit, my best one,
And this time I know it looks real!
It’s my best work, yeah,
God knows, God knows my permit looks real!

It's rough, but it's true
Hey, I, I can't get over the way you tow me like you do!
But please do rest assured,
My intentions are pure,
I’ve got a right to park here, baby,
I’ve got a right to park here!
Oh, I know my rights, I’ll park here!

But life still goes on
I can't get used to having to walk, having to walk,
Having to walk, all, all the time,
I don't want to have to walk, hey
God knows, got to let my old car go!
So baby can't you see?
I've got to break free.

I've got to break free
I want to break free, yeah
I want, I want, I want, I want to break free.

[Thud-n-Blunder]

Argabarga comes into the lot
With the brim pulled way down low
Ain't no sound, but the engine's hot
And the winch is ready to go

Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this?
'Cause the permit is a fake!
Out of the doorway the owner comes -
It's already too late!

Another one gets the hook
Another one gets the hook
And another gets towed, and another gets towed,
Another one gets the hook
Hey - gonna get you too
Another one gets the hook

How do you think you're gonna get around
When I tow your car away?
Your permit's green when it should've been blue
Now you're gonna have to pay

Are you happy? Are you satisfied?
I don't care how much you make
I don't care if you're gonna sue -
It's already too late!

Another one gets the hook
Another one gets the hook
And another gets towed, and another gets towed,
Another one gets the hook
Hey - gonna get you too
Another one gets the hook

Another one gets the hook
Another one gets the hook - ha ha!
Another one gets the hook
Another one gets the hook

There are plenty of ways that you can park a car
And not have to face me
You can buy yourself a permit when you move in here,
'Cause you know those things ain't free!

So I'm ready, yes I'm ready for you
And I know it's what you hate.
I don't care if you'll get a permit tomorrow -
It's already too late!

Another one gets the hook
Another one gets the hook
And another gets towed, and another gets towed,
Another one gets the hook
Hey - gonna get you too
Another one gets the hook

[MoonCat]

^ ^ Good one!

[Chromatix]

There's a lady who's sure all that's asphalt is road,
And she's parking in front of my building.
When she gets there she stays 'til the stores are all closed,
But she'll say she's just getting that one thing.
Oo-oo-ooh, oo-oo-ooh,
And she's parking in front of my building.

There's a sign on the wall but she sees it no more,
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In the seat of the truck there's a driver who sings,
"Sometimes all of her thoughts are misgiven."

Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

...anyone want to try continuing that?

[Jester]

Thud-n-Blunder, a most excellent parody! My hat is off to you.