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Old 01-30-2020, 02:48 AM
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I was at my register today when the phone rang. It's strictly an in-house line, and it's almost always somebody from the store's office calling.

Me: "Yeah?"

Caller: "Did you find a set of dentures at your register?"

Me:

As I heard later, the customer was in the line for my register when he decided (what the everlasting fuck!?!) to remove his dentures. And then couldn't remember what he did with them.

I don't actually remember whether anybody found them.
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Old 02-05-2020, 12:13 AM
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That decision just bit him in the ass didn't it?
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How can he make biting remarks without his dentures?
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He'll chew it over and figure out a way, I'm sure...
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oh god that's just freaking nasty as hell
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Old 02-11-2020, 09:44 PM
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The phone call or the posts between my original post and your response ... ?
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Disminds me of when the Mayor of Grantsville (2000) demonstrated his dentures to Der Richterin (1631). She popped them in and tried them out!
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Old 02-22-2020, 01:39 PM
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The phone call or the posts between my original post and your response ... ?
The phone call. UGH why would anyone take out their dentures in public and then leave them there? yikes.
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