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Old 01-05-2007, 06:28 PM
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Default Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

The rules of this thread are simple.

1. You supply an interesting phrase that you used or heard at work on the day you posted it - not in the past.

2. Make sure this phrase is out of context. Do not say why, how, or who said it. Just the phrase.

3. No additional comments from anyone to compliment someone on a fine example. Nothing like "That was good!" - we'll just delete such posts out of hand to keep the thread pure. Let's just keep it to odd, out-of-context comments.

4. Have fun!

5. Remember rule 3.

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"I'll pelt you with flapjack!"

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Old 01-06-2007, 02:21 AM
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Old 01-06-2007, 04:24 AM
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"Sure, we'd expect him to lie, but at least don't make the lie something you know they're going to investigate."
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Old 01-06-2007, 04:33 AM
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there's just the barest hint of underlying goatiness
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Old 01-06-2007, 04:34 AM
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Last edited by ThinMick; 01-06-2007 at 04:38 AM. Reason: Realised that one was yesterday's. THIS one is definitely today's.
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Old 01-06-2007, 04:54 AM
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