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Old 01-08-2007, 07:03 AM
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Old 01-08-2007, 07:11 AM
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Old 01-08-2007, 07:16 AM
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Old 01-09-2007, 02:11 AM
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Old 01-09-2007, 02:40 AM
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Old 01-09-2007, 03:22 AM
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"You wanted a quote? I thought you said boat! Possilbly a goat. We don't sell any of those here."
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Old 01-09-2007, 04:21 AM
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Old 01-09-2007, 05:35 AM
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Old 01-09-2007, 08:51 AM
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He works on the snooze alarm system - you have to keep asking every half-hour.
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